If you want any part of Lindsay Lohan's legging collection, 6126, it looks like you'll be waiting a while. The super cool collection somehow inspired by Marilyn Monroe has sold out, and is now on back order. But wait, weren't leggings cool back in senior year (aka, a year and a half ago)?? Maybe im just gay or something, but i think leggings are super lame. In fact, when i was driving home from McDonalds earlier this morning, i almost ran over a girl who was wearing leggings (not because she was wearing leggings) and i threw up a little because they looked so bad. They effortlessly dress DOWN any outfit and for the most part are horribly unflattering. Only Marilyn Monroe could look good in leggings, which is unfortunate cause she is dead. To drive my point home further, i am actually wearing leggings right now, not because they look cute, cause in fact, they look pretty gross, but because i really need some new clothes and i want my father to see me wearing this horrible trend from nearly two years ago, cause even middle aged Mexican men know when not to beat a dead horse with a stick. or something. Fashion wise, they are just totally contrary to everything that is holy. Unless you are perfect, which no one wearing leggings is, you have to wear something loose and baggy up top in order to not look like an exploded tube of toothpaste, and that is sooooo 1993 (or fall 2006). Just wear tights, you know?!?
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