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i LOLed so hard

Hermes

here is a cute little black leather number from Hermes' most recent collection right? WRONG. i saw this picture and i couldn't help but think 'i know this dress'. so i thought long and hard, scratching my chin, meditating upon where i have seen this dress. and then it came to me..... RIHANNA. that bitch is taking over my life.




ok so it's not exactly the same dress, but you can TOTALLY see where Hermes was going with it. and thus, if you buy this dress, you support domestic violence and incest. they are siblings right? so don't buy this dress, or do, i don't really care. but as the black guy Ken that i work with put it today 'we all been there', which i am assuming means all black people beat each other up, so whats the biggie, right?

Versace's "Versus"

i think these shoes are so sexy. like sunday morning brunch afer church sexy. they remind me of a fusion of strippers/prostitution and captain planet. and no im not saying strippers and prostitutes are the same thing, they just have similiar taste in shoes. and you know what, that isn't even right cause all the prostitutes that used to hang out around my house were all about house slippers and flip flops. anyway. This is Versace's new line "Versus" which is a reinvention of a previous line. i love art.

ps

oh yeah and happy women's history month.

Pauric Sweeny

do you like this bag? you see, i don't think i did at first, then i started to read some about it online, and apparently no one likes it, which makes me want to be it's best friend, ya know?like the kid who just got out of juvi for torching his neighbors house down... everyone needs a friend. and honestly shit happens when you party naked, and this is some of that shit. It actually reminds me of the good old days...

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Rinko Kikuchi

finally. all of my life i have been searching for (happiness) an inspiration for anorexia. and i think i have finally found my muse. She is some asian girl who APPARENTLY was nominated for an oscar, even though i've never seen the bitch before in my life. but then again all chinese do look alike so for all i know she was one of the koreans in line for chicken and dumplings today in the cafeteria. CLEARLY i am still upset about those 10 year old Beijing gymnasts, but i suppose that is neither here nor there. this girl is skinny, and being skinny feels better than any food could ever taste.

MR. Louboutin

Here is Louboutin for Marie Antoinette which is interesting because i thought only Kirsten Dunst could be for Marie Antoinette and i also didn't realize you could design for dead people. but alas, you can, and louboutin did, and anything is possible when your birth certificate read QUEEN PINK DIAMOND.Thank you Shoe Goddess.

Siriano/McQueen

ok so here is the complete collection of Christian Siriano shoes which will be available at Payless in September. People are already hating on them, and all i have to say is; people hated on martin luther king, and look where he is... yea, maybe he's dead, but his birthday is a national holiday. Same for Harvey Milk. I actually don't know who Harvey Milk IS, but i do know that he just won an Oscar. kinda. These shoes will range from $25 to $45. I will own them all. at least all of the $25 ones.

and here is Alexander McQueen's collection for Target which will be available thursday. I threw a FIT over this back in july, and rightfully so cause these clothes are ugly as hell. but never the less, i will be there thursday pulling the buttons off of some select items so i can get them marked down so i can buy them and report back to you. yes, i am doing this for you.