purple

proof that purple is in. here are hollywoods hottest stars decking the color like it aint no thang. hey boyssss ;)

check it out at the new york times

yesstyle.com

see a pattern? check out these way cute and cheap bags from yesstyle.com, some asian website. i know these are about to be real big cause these are the types of bags that all the cool kids are stealing from tj maxx right now, and they pretty much know what they are talking about. MAN i love to see them run when the alarms start going off!

sweet crib

GOD i would give my third nipple to live in this place. it comes with a bathroom and errthing. it's in L.A. i've never heard of this 'L.A.'. is it nice?

hot

who is THIS Leonardo DiCapitated Jr.? he's dreamy. thanks The Imagist!

Kyoko's House

at first i was like, this totally isn't phillip glass. then i was like, duh this is phillip glass. then i was like, duh, there's a naked asian woman. then i was like, duh there's a knife in that box. THAT PHILLIP GLASS!!!

i hope you can translate that, cause i barely know what i just said.

Definitely

so imagine what HE could have done if HIS mom hadn't waited so long to find out she was pregnant with HIM. okay, maybe i'm the only one that gets the joke, but i think it's pretty funny. his name is Michael Maniaci, and i discovered him at the same place i discovere <3 Nick Pitera E>

sb '08!!!

one is me, one is Sasha Pivovarova in german Vanity Fair may 2007. guess which one is which, and you only get two guesses, so don't come crying to me if you get it wrong.

linda evangalista for Barney's FW 1991

very nice. i had never seen these before until just now, and when i saw them it felt very mid century with a slight late 80's undertone, and then i come to find out they are a Barney's 1991 ad campaign. cause i got it like dat. i don't care at all for linda, but i gotta give the girl props, these are hot.

vogue italia august 2008

this is by far the best thing to ever happen to me in my life. even more so than the multiple experiences of finding out that im not pregnant. combined. i don't need kids. this shoot IS my kid. i mainly just like head wraps, you know? i kind of sort of feel like my life is complete. this is a complete liscense to dress like this all the time, and im gunna drive until my liscense expires.

warren smith underwater.

see more here. i don't feel like talking. i'll explain l8er.

$36,000 jeans

They sold for $36,000!! the opening bid was $9.99. cute.

flight of the concords

im going to start doing a daily, or whenever i remember to-ly, flight of the conchords post. this one is called Inner City Pressure, and i can totally relate cause i've been living on fourth street since i was 11. but srsly, these past couple of weeks have been tough, and i all the way know what they mean when they are counting out pennies at the 7/11. here's a trick for you: say you only have a bunch of pennies, and are really thirsty, which is the scenario for most of my days. i go to the quiznos next door on my 15 minute lunch break (is that legal?) and tell them i want a small drink, which costs like $1.06. i usually only have about 80 cents, so after i've counted out about 30 pennies, i sneeze on the cup that they have sat out for me. they HAVE to give it to me, cause it would be unsanitary not to, and they need all the health code points they can get after hiring a bunch of gender-troubled minorities with bad weave.

gladiators

no no NO! these are so ugly!! they are meant for athletic fashionista which is actually just a sales pitch and oxy-moron cause no athletic person is fashionable and no fashionable person is athletic!! if i ever see anyone wearing these i will step on their toes. i pride myslef on the fact that i don't own any tennis shoes, and i don't even stoop as low as to pride myself for not owning gladiator sandals, cause even thinking about them kills more brain cells than all the drugs i did that one night i spent the night in jail. i honestly think these are a joke. who would wear these, besides half the population of my school and all those people who swore to me crocs would be cool. it's like they are trying to kill two birds with one stone, those two birds being fashion and health, and i guess they are actually succeeding cause they are murdering fashion, and anyone i see wearing these, i am going to kill. whatever. these shoes get three thumbs DOWN.

me

so i was going to have a "me" night tonight and take some shots of Tequila, watch Absolutely Fabulous, and fall asleep smoking cigarettes in my bed. But that's not going to happen cause a)my brother has the tequila. and number 2) my brother has my AbFab (still). now, i could go get these things from him but that would require putting on clothes (yeah, i said it twice), and moving. so instead i am going to sit here and plan what i am going to buy tomorrow. what is tomorrow, you ask? well nothing more than me merely having to work, but fortunately for me, i work at TJ Maxx, and fortunately for TJ Maxx, i am broke, yet want many many things from the store. so tomorrow, i am going to apply for a TjMaxx credit card and max out the $500 limit in the clearence section. today i saw a silky dress with crabs (not the STD) all over it that had a big hole in the boob for $15. very a la janet jackson at the super bowl. i don't care, im GUNNA have a baby!

but back to the point, there really is no point and i just wanted to talk about myself. but i don't like talking about myself unless there is a picture involved, and that up there is Diana Vreeland who was the editor of Vogue for a long time, before she died. She had an article called "WHY DON'T YOU..." which included suggestions such as 'wash your childs hair with champaigne', 'wear violet velvet mittens with everything' and 'have your cigarettes stamped with a personal insignia'. just read about it here, ok?

Definitely

file THIS under robitussin. you know, i coulda done this if my mom hadn't waited so long to find out she was pregnant with me. you know what i mean.

$17,000 jeans

hello!!! these jeans are being auctioned on Ebay right now. They are from the 1890's and were found in some mine. The current bid is $17,000 and there is still half a day left.

This old pair of LEVI'S were found in a mine in the Rand Mining District, on the Mojave Desert,. California. They are covered in candlewax from the candle's the miner was using to light the tunnel he was working in. They were found with and old paper bag with the name of a mercantile store which operated between 1895 and 1898 in the town or Randsburg. Their was also a gunny sack with the initials A.P.K. and Randsburg marked on it. A.P.K. is through to be Adam P. Kuffel who was a partner in the mercantile store.

okay. one question. and i don't understand why anyone else isn't asking it... why did the miner take his pants off and lay them out so perfectly to be found 120 years later by an Ebay member? Or did he lay them out? Did he DIE in them? in that case, i can completley understand why the bid is so high. i didn't realize other people collected dead people, i thought that was just a personal quirk of mine.

chris crocker

that's MS. chris crocker! he-she looks really good in this video. really, i could never stand this boy-woman, except for the fact that i went to high school with this girl named chris crocker who was a hippie and always finished every test last...you know, THAT girl. i haven't visited his new website, i don't even know if it's working yet, but maybe it will someday give me some comfort at three in the morning when i can't get my facebook applications to work. here's another good one.

Shia

i don't care if he has a drug and alcohol problem, cause he is a dreammboatt. he is so attractive, and the fact that he is a former disney star who drinks and does drugs with his hippie father who lives in his garage is just even more endearing. here he is on the cover of the september issue of Details Magazine

Project Runway

so here is a preview of tonight's episode of Project Runway. i know, PR comes on on wednesdays, and even though im not sure what TODAY is, im pretty sure yesterday was monday. but according to coquette, today is wednesday, which means project runway comes on tonight. wait...

Christ!(ian Louboutin)

what the? I think Christian Louboutin has done gone senile or something, cause these are some of his ugliest shoes, and ugliest shows in general, i have ever seen. i am OBSESSED with Louboutin, like, if there were a way to melt his shoes down in a spoon and inject them into my arm, i would doooo it. but not this second class no good shit from mexico or eastern kentucky. i don't thinkkkk so! i mean, if someone were to GIVE them to me, i would probably still wear them, but only on a night that i knew for sure i would be throwing up (every night?) or a night it would be 4 sho raining. the blue armadillo striped Loub's are just plain ugly, where the python slingbacks aren't heinous, but i don't care for at all the mid heels and the silver as opposed to red heel, and i know that my boy Christian can do so much better. what gives? did he lose a bet or something?

black is the new black

p-u-grosss!! sorry for that horrible heading, but i felt like in order to be cool, i had to use it, cause every other awesome blog used it today. apparently black is the new black which doesn't really make sense to me where proper sentences are involved, but hey, what do i know about proper sentences? i don't think i ever even graduated from high school. but this girl is cute. her hair is the PERFECT length for curly hair, and any girl who has the confidence to casually wear all black owns my heart. maybe the heading is referring to Obama, im really just not sure. ohhh!!! i can't wait for Obama to become an official English word cause all these red squigly lines every where are KILLING me!!!

got my nails did

not really. i can't afford that kind of high class art work. this gurl went all out with a snowman, some pretzels, a sunflower... who knows what else. but i gotta shout out to my gurl who got her nails done louis vuitton style. it kinda looks like she cut out pieces of a purse and hot glued it to her hands.

no more AIDS!!!

omg. marc jacobs has invented this thing called a condom. why did it take a fashion designer to come up with the idea of safe sex? this would have saved me a bunch embarrassment and trips to the free clinic if someone would have thought of this sooner. apparently if a boy wears this during intercourse, he won't get pregnant and some say it even cuts down AIDS out breaks, you know, those uncomfortable rashes you get around your mouth once a week? this is neat. at $1.50 a pop, a may have to invest in a couple. maybe.

YSL men's ss09

i have always thought that gender was such an interesting key element in the success of whoevers in society. if you know me, you know that i am absolutely fascinated by sexual and gender ambiguity, which are really one in the same. it is just a fact of life that THE most beautiful piece of clothing a person could ever own is a well made men's tailored suit. and it just so happens that men look really good in designer gowns, perhaps because more often than not, MEN design them. there really is just such a fine line between true masculinity and classic femininity well, the folks over at YSL seem to be having the same thoughts, cause the ss09 mens collection is based on gender ambiguity and i lovvvvvvveeeeeeeeee it. and it's freakin YSL sup holla!!!!!

rbt jhnsn

is this chick retarded, or is it just me? oh, it's just me who's retarded? makes sense. i guess her name is cat power or something (who names their daughter cat?) and she is supposedly hip but here she is doing a Robert Johnson song WHO IS NOT HIP BECAUSE HE IS DEAD. rbt jhnsn has a special place in my heart because firstly there was a character based on him in O brother Where art Thou, and secondly, my family bought our house from an old black man named robert johnson. that makes me hip, right?

flight of the concords

so one time i went over to my friend's apartment (his complex is called hidden valley ranch farms NOT KIDDING), got really high, and watched flight of the conchords. it was pretty sweet cause you know sometimes when you smoke some good shit, things get whack (not in a crack kind of way) and everything is magical and strange? well it was like that, and then to add flight of the conchords? it was almost too much, but it wasn't, it was just enough. point being, flight of the conchords is pretty tizzy and so is pot.

vegan queen (pink diamond)

the only thing that would make these bags any better would be if they somehow came with beer and tits. i was first aesthetically drawn to the bags because they are gOrgeeOuS, then i realized they were completely vegan!! yay, i LOVE animals!! so you would think since they aren't leather or any kind of carcus (even though they look like it), they wouldn't be expensive right? wronggggg. they are like $800 which is about equivalent to 5 semesters at Northern Kentucky University. any way, i like them, especially the first one, and am looking into getting a counterfeit one (do you think it would be vegan, too?)

sex

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Lily

i like that model, and i love those shoes (top). and the second picture is so alex delarge it's sickening, in a very good, after diner throw up kind of way. this is citizen k fall '06.

L.A.M.B.

these are cute right? L.A.M.B. is really producing lately. the rounded upper reminds me of my new nude platforms, and so obvsly, anything that reminds me of those IS A OK. these just look like really good shoes. i could probably do without the L.A.M.B tag hanin out around back though.

oak nyc

i wish i knew some guys that actually dressed like this. it is so classy and fine. well at least these guys do.