i will always love you.

perfection.

sweet tat!

i have wanted a tattoo since before i can remember. when i was 17 i went to a tattoo shop to price what i wanted at the time, which was the closing line from my favorite poem on my forearm. THANK GOD my mom told me if i got a tattoo she would put me up for auction on the black market. i would have regretted that tattoo for the rest of my life, especially since i think poetry is gay. but now i know exactly what i want. i think. and it is just as pretentious as my last idea. i am not catholic but i am obsessed with catholicism. like, i used to want to be a nun. i have always thought images if sacred/flaming hearts were really cute. i really like the way prison tattoos look, and for the longest time have just wanted a simple two line cross on my arm. i also really like vivienne westwood and her 'logo'. finally, what inspired all of this were the montague and capulet family crests from the 1997 baz luhrman film. SO what i have settled on is a sacred heart with the heart replaced with a globe combined with the capulet family crest, all drawn in the style of a fast unsterilzed prison tattoo on the back of my arm above my elbow.

freddie

i know it's really lame to post pictures of your mother from the 80's, but here we are again, 1 am on a saturday night, updating the blog, so i guess it takes one to know one.

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my mom was a lot cooler than me. she still is a lot cooler than me. i think she's downstairs watching BET right now.

andre 3000 getting married.

simon and i had a long talk about marriage tonight. and by long i mean the time it took me to eat my taco bell in the blockbuster parking lot. so not so long. it just seems to me that the only good thing about marriage is having the wedding. but only if it was something like rachel getting married. i'm actually about to change my facebook name to hayley getting married, if they let me. i love black people.

Despair

sweet pix by alex prager.
he has made a 4 minute short film starring bryce dallas howard, you know, THE lady in the water, blind bitch from the village. his concept is showing the before, during, and after of one of his images. maybe i just have a simple mind, but i am obsessed with it.

see the short film HERE.

janel monae

i am sitting here wearing a YES band shirt and a faded denim skirt from 2003 AKA i am lame and really fucking behind on music and pop culture. i just experienced Janelle Monae for the first time last night and she has got ta BE the coolest thing since fuckin limp bizket or something. like, so cool.



you have to click on the video cause youtube is the gay, but you gotta see her dance.

ysl

fuk da h8ers. i found this at tjmaxx for $12. someone had stuffed it between men's clearance laptop cases. SMH. i no all tha tricks, mofos.

hello.

nail rhinestones or birth control? same thing, really.




hello. i painted my nails green. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. this is the first time my computer has worked like all summer. greetings from my 300 degree attic in Bellevue, ky!!