in which i set myself on fire

hello. tomorrow i have to perform a one person show in which i kill myself in the end by sticking my head in the oven, then go to my freshman level english class, then be one of two witnesses in my professor's wedding, then see a production of An Ideal Husband where all of the actors are in wheelchairs.

really all i can think about is how drunk i should be for the wedding/what shoes i should wear to the wedding. i'm thinkin these