Karl Lagerfeld

oh my lanta, look at this shirt. look at gwen gwen work that shirt. the front is actually really ugly, and i'm really not even sure what the cause for this shirt is, BUT THE BACK!!! uncle Karl on the back of a shirt. i want a shit (i meant to type shirt, but im just going to leave it like that for now) with him as the pattern. i want to wallpaper my room with him as the pattern. this shirt hits the SAKS website in October, but im going to figure out a way to pre order it. i HAVE to have it. and you do too.

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Irene Williams

oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Louis Vuitton

so i got in trouble with my mom and have been hiding in my room all day which has given me plenty of time to do something i normally would never do; peruse the Louis Vuitton website. i think for the most part Louis Vuitton bags are really tacky (actually, just the people that carry them are tacky, myself included) but i did find a couple things i like. excuse the bad image quality, Louis Vuitton amazing legal team has prevented even copy and pasting from their website, so i had to use google.

here is the Aumoniere Multicolor Satin monogram. Out of all Louis bags, i despise the multicolor monograms the most. but this one is quaint and charming and $2,000.


The Tahitienne PM is sweeeeet. It is a designer bag for old people going blind, so they made the monogram like font size 72 so the old people could be comforted in their dying days.


Here is the Salina GM. I like it because it is named after my favorite singer (RIP) and it is red. i like red because it reminds me of blood.


This is the Louis Vuitton/Marc Jacobs bastard child named FIREBIRD. i like it because it was born out of wedlock, just like meeeeeee!!!!


so in conclusion, Louis Vuitton is the American Dream, even though it is a French namesake, which means it is not very patriotic, which means i will neverrrrrr wear it.

COS

isn't this girl cute? like, doesn't she just look like she would be the life of the party? well, i do think that she is very simple and pretty and classic, and not many people could pull off this look, but she does it so well. i really do like it. this is a COS advertisement i found via style bubble. very nice.

zac vs. simon

so today my brother told me that he is going to be the next zac efron. i told him he better not be, and that he better be the next matt damon, cause matt damon is hotttt. or even chris o'donnell, cause HE is a babe. here is zacy in the new Elle magazine. and here is my brother, NOT chris o'donell.

edgar ALLEN!!

i wish my voice sounded like that. oh wait it does. edgar allen!! can't you just imagine some stupid person from eastern kentucky naming their son edgar-ALLEN!! ? Edgar-Allen, it's time for supper! come on in, now!!

Woman cross stitches Sistine Chapel

this woman has recreated the the Sistine Chapel cieling on a quilt. genius! it took her ten years, while it only took Michelangelo four years. she is selling her patterns for $69 (lol). now, i think people, especially young people, who sew and knit and shit are really pretentious. especially when they are sewing the Sistine chapel. which is exactly why im saving up and hope to get started by valentines day.