mixing food and drink: tasting meat without actually eating it

so if you bust your lip and smoke a cigarette and are really hungry but you can't eat, it kind of tastes like the deprivation of a third world country. ~lowered expectations~

crackers

okay. red beans and rice with morningstar grillers delight veggie burgers and garlic dip and a glass of water topped with one hit of a camel 99 full flavored cigarette tastes JUST like those cute little pentagon shaped soup crackers. THE REAL MCCOY. i hadn't had much of an appetite lately cause fucking Nicole Richie had convinced me that eating anything other than straight up boob milk from a lactating hippie mommy would cause me to grow a third arm. but then i realized she used to have a drug problem and her ethnicity is very ambiguous, so she probably doesn't raelly know what she's talkin about. so hello, appetite! Now that i'm living life on the wild side, i think the next on my to do list will be vacation to Chernobyl.

mixing food and drink; tasting meat without actually eating it

at the begining of the summer, my brother, my friend sam and myself decided we were going to get hobbies. i suggested we work on trying not to make 'the face' when we take a drink of an alcoholic beverage. since then, i have turned 21, and not only have i gotten rid of 'the face', my face no longer express any emotions what so ever. now i feel it is time to move on. in the past couple months i have started mixing and matching different edible or at least swallowable things to see what the after taste reminds me of. and no you sickos, nothing phallic, at least, not yet. so tonight i had an indian tv dinner and BBC nut brown beer, immidietly followed by a camel turkish royal cigarette. this created the aftertaste of porkchops. last night i mixed German Riesling and morningstar vegetarian breaded chicken. this created a nice ketchup sensation. mixing Rockstar energy drink and Pallmall cigarettes equals a tequilla shot, etc. you get the idea. so good morning, world! wish me luck on my new hobby. i plan on trying to make a weekly installation titled 'mixing food and drink; tasting meat without actually eating it'. ps. i'm drunk.