Fury

My mom's friend Fury (Rob Morgan) back in 1988.

Sections

hello. i just got home from school. it was FANTASTIC today. i missed my first class, and then i skipped my second class so i could go to the other section of my first class. it turns out that the second section is behind my section. do you want me to use the word section again? section. now i'm home. my brother just walked up behind me and set a beer in front of me. that's what i'm talkin about. now i'm double fisting the beer and several hour old coffee. gotta catch em while you can! about to go to work. luckily there are no sections at work.

since it's december time now, i think it is appropriato to share my sweet halloween pix. My brother simon was Tom Cruise, my friend Sam was Katie Holmes, and i was SURI!!! Suri Cruise is so cool!!!!!

happy monday night!!

hello! the picture above is of my dragqueen friend, Ava Clear. we're not realllly friends, just facebook friends! it is monday night, so do you know what that means?!?! GOSSIP GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! it also means that i have to finish my take home astronomy test which is due in the morning. luckily for my astronomy teacher, i also have an entire bottle of $3 crane lake wine to finish tonight. i will start on that as soon as i finish this Kentucky Pale Ale beer that i'm drinkin, the official beer of the 2010 World Equestrian Games. look at me droppin names like i have friends or something.

and here's a picture of me dressed as a pumpkin.

james franco

i will always love you.

perfection.

Rupaul

Rupaul has a new ad campaign out. it kinda reminds me of her MAC campaign from the 90's, but what are you gunna do, say no? bitch looks pretty good for a 70 year old.

Blue Drink

'The only thing I learned through spending my childhood in all girls’ schools was how to flirt with older men.' -The Ugly

why don't you love me

my neighbors forgot to pay their internet bill, which means my neighbors forgot to pay MY internet bill, so now i have to use a connection from like 3 houses down, so my internet is moving super slow today. but that's okay watching this video cause every time it freezes, it is like looking at some sweet artsy porn. mind porn, if you will. and haters be all up on youtube like 'beyonce is tryna rip lady gaga's style'. bullSHIT. lady gaga WANTS to be a drag queen. beyonce IS a drag queen.

Drag

i'm going to a Drag party tonight.


i hope it isn't a drag.
lol.

Nina Hagen

i WANT to be this when i grow up.

Candy

CANDY 1 from Luis Venegas on Vimeo.

sam, this is 4 u.

i wish all men would dress like this all of the time. I am so thirsty for this kind of glamour.

i want a drag queen :(

Me Vs. Rachel Bilson

these are rachel bilson's dragqueens. when any girl hangs out with dragqueens, i automatically take this as a challenge. a challenge which they will lose.

here are sum uh MY girls...









SO WHO WINS NOW, RACHEL BILSON?!?!? actually, you do, cause you are engaged to Hayden Christianson. now how does that work?!

DIVINE

from what i can tell, this Emanuel Ungaro dress is a TOTAL ripoff of Divine's infamous one sleeved get-up from Female Trouble, which i definitely approve of. it's obviously not as nice though.

Why do you think you are nuts?

i have no idea what this is. my friend trent used to sing it to me. and by sing i mean talk in a dr. seuss-esque sing-songy thing. i used to think he made it up... but apparently he didn't? or you know what, maybe he did, what do i know? unfortunately it leaves more questions unanswered than answered.

here is a video of the same song done by a dragqueen on pointe.