clap them thighs

last night my friend matt was telling me about this amazing group of upstanding young citizens who perform at little kids' birthday parties. they are so talented and apparently if the price is right they will fly anywhere in the world from miami. i turn 21 in two weeks. they would fit in perfectly with my jose cuervo sponsored party at Chuck E Cheeze.

alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.

Lace

i think lace is in, ladies. get it while it lasts!!!

Mess Dressed

she got a donk

I CAN'T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING.

RUDE BOY

I WANT TO BE RIHANNA SO BAD I AM CRYING SO HARD.

oh and happy new years/drrevmlkjr/valentines day. missed u boo.

Chris Brown

oh, Chris Brown. i wish it weren't social taboo to love you.
alas, that is all i can say, because of all of my young female fans who read this site daily.

Teyana Taylor

well, i noticed that teyana taylor dancing was at the bottom of the page, meaning my next update would knock it off. well, problem solved, here is more teyana taylor.

OMG please look at her. red patent leather mary-jane flats dancing in the style of beyonce except 10x cuter. luv u gurl. omggggggggggg

Knowles

is this Beyonce or Solange? guess we'll never know. (until beyonce's new video comes out, then we will know 4 sure it is her.)

ps. isn't it strange that Beyonce has a family? much less a little sister. Beyonce is too pretty to have family, especially family who is ugly.

(i guess i let the cat out of the bag that the picture is of Beyonce cause i didn't put perenthesis around the part that says it is beyonce.) oops.

teyana taylor

if i were black, i would want her hair. and her moves.

some black guy

i don't know who this is. but i want to.

LATOYA JACKSON

awkward...

SO IN STYLE

here is the new Barbie line; SO-IN-STYLE.





i love love love that they are keepin it real with t.j.maxx inspired outfits and the teenaged dolls already have kids of their own who already have long 'good' hair. if i were black i would probably get these for my daughter or gay son. but only if i were black.

source.

little wayne

oh my goodness i'm so embarrassed... i didnt think he would make a VIDEO about me!!

RUN THIS TOWN

LOVE this song.
ADORE this video.

sex

what?

i like this song cause it lasts just as long as it takes me to get to walmart.

lies.

bullSHIT on both accounts. where's my bullshit card...

ladies

all gurls should look like that.
or this

Grace Jones

damn, i thought she was already made out of chocolate. but whudda i know?
can you imagine waking up to THAT on easter morning?





mashkulture

what the

cricket. cricket.

is...this..........gay?

i have this overwhelming urge to learn all about this. to embrace this. to...become this...

EDIT: i haven't been able to stop watching the first video. i finally figured out what it reminds me of... you know when you walk into a room and you turn on the lights and all the cockroaches scatter and hide? thatssss it! and then they slowly start to come out again and start feeding wherever they left off? those boys are feeding on that ottoman. ahhhh i love it.

Beyonce/Gareth Pugh

beyonce vs. fashion. i'm selling tickets, and i guarentee you at LEAST fourth row seats if you pay with cash.

i have a feeling if i play the Gareth Pugh video backwards, something great will happen like a barney christmas special or a lunchables pizza kit will pop out of my screen.

so is Beyonce a thief, or just a robber? u decide.

ONTD_FF