things i want for valentines day.

the climb

i'm so fucking stressed out about the fact that Hannah Montana: The Movie is not on netflix instant watch. HOW QUEER IS THAT?! thank god for David Letterman's increasing dementia on this fine tuesday night.

adopt me.

i want to be the offspring of these two humans:

Lady Blue Shangai

there is nothing like waking up to a Rockstar Energy drink, a half smoked cigarette, and a 17 minute ad for Christian Dior, written and directed by David Lynch and starring Marion Cotillard. NOTHING. all before 10 a.m.. i now feel like i need to take a 4 hour shower and some kind of detox.

Lace

i think lace is in, ladies. get it while it lasts!!!

Mess Dressed

SL

um.

so i'm not saying that i DO play Sorority Life on facebook, but i'm also not saying that i DON'T.

ok, just to make this easy, i do play Sorority Life. i'm level 109 and it's all i think about besides gettin' some.

every day they introduce featured items of the day. they are usually blatant rip off's of red carpet dresses from last season.

this is today's featured item:



look familiar??

this is honestly the most exciting thing that has happened to me in like 3 months or something.



PS, that is my avatar named Diamond. isn't she chocolate-y and beautiful? just like me.

Tavi and Rodarte

GO BACK TO CHINA BITCH.
or at least middle school or something. GOD. just back the fuck up.

my hatred for Tavi is really just a mask for my insane jealousy. i mean, my effin brother reads her blog. whatevz.

can you imagine being 13 years old and having elijah woods look you in the face and tell you you look like a young mia farrow? that's my DREAM.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

i remember when i was 15, talking to my ex-boyfriend's (who was then 18) girlfriend who was 22 on aim. her name was holy and she told me about how she had just woken up in a puddle of her own vomit wearing nothing but a lace bra and louboutin pumps. her last memory was walking into the foodcourt of Fayette Mall. soon after that she joined the army.

happy thanksgiving.

Catch me If You Can

Here are some promo pictures from the Broadway Musical 'Catch Me If You Can' starring Aaron Tveit (who is in gossip girl, omg).







and here is Shoshana bean singing 'Fly Fly Away" from the show. She performed this the other night at my school and it was so cute because there was a little ladybug flying around in front of her!!!!!

Candy

CANDY 1 from Luis Venegas on Vimeo.

sam, this is 4 u.

i wish all men would dress like this all of the time. I am so thirsty for this kind of glamour.

i want a drag queen :(

Blair Waldorf

omg Blair Waldorf i loveeeee you. u r purfect.



this is amongst the most glamorous things that have ever lived.

DSQUARED

this is what you see in a dream when you had too much candy to eat before you went to sleep.

Marit Fujiwara

i honestly don't think i have ever seen any fashion this pretty. ok that sentence didn't come off very well. blogz is stupid.

mmm...

this IS fashion. this IS art. really. look at the details. this reminds me of when i was a wee little irish girl in ireland irish dancing and i had saved up for 3 years to get an original irish dance dress then i realized you had to sew it yourself so i stayed up for 5 days straight sewing so i could fit in with the rich uptight bitch girls in my class. except this is times a billion. personally, i don't think this is achievable without massive amounts of drugs and late night rendevouz with rihchard burton, but hey, i'm not some prodigy 13 year old chinese factory worker creating dresses with elbow grease with the light of a single candle. i don't know if this person is either, but it's never to early to speculate.

i am still being reminded of What Dreams May Come. what dreams may CUM. yuuup.


you can read about it Style Bubble. I didn't!

these pieces are titled, cake, skeleton, cake 2, and dress, respectively.

here is an irish dance dress.

here is a BAD ASS irish dance dress that unfortunately was not mine :(

Donatella

i completely 100% all the way support this, just like gay marriage. i actually may support this more than gay marriage.

RIP YSL

Louis Vuitton

this is absolutely stupid, ridiculous and beautiful. i have no idea who these people are, but apparently they know who Louis Vuitton is*. the only thing that could make this better would be if her boots were LV monogramed as well. but i guess no one can be perfect.

*i could not figure out a way to avoid ending this sentence in a preposition.

easy cash, easy sex

after watching these, i felt at one with god. in a sparkly kind of way, of course.

who are you, polly magoo?

this is the real mutherfuckin deal right here. this aint no u.s. polo association bullshit. right here is the real life ralph lauren pony aint no one gunna out jump.

ok. im sorry. i don't know what i'm talking about.


FASHION