Merry Fifthmas!!

it's snowing in cincinnati. i'm pretty drunk. i'm going to the annual Merry Fifthmas paty tonight. i'm gunna either dress in jungle or military theme, i haven't decided yet. but i DO know that i'm gunna get real ghetto with my nails. red sparkly with rhinestones. better get started, it's almost 5 o clock!!!! but in the meantime i'm gunna go sit in my cold bedroom and listen to the romeo and juliet soundtrack and recite the lines i had as Lord Montague when i was 13 years old, not gunna lie, i'll probably cry. not cause i'm sad, but that's what you do on Merry Fifthmas (even though it's the 4th). paint your fingernails, get drunk, and cry. PEACE (on earth).

hello.

nail rhinestones or birth control? same thing, really.




hello. i painted my nails green. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. this is the first time my computer has worked like all summer. greetings from my 300 degree attic in Bellevue, ky!!

nails

ahhh man. i was so embarrased. tonight at work, some white lady came in and was like 'do you know where Elite Nails is?' and then before i could even answer she looked at my nails and said 'nevermind, do you know if anyone here could point me to the nail shop that is in the mall?' brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. grrrrrr. i was so mad. mainly cause i have never had a WHITE woman diss my nails b4. but she was right, mine are looking dankkkk lately. i'm off work tomorrow so i think i'm going to do this arabic design inspired by SATC2.

i'm tired.

hi. i have been at work everyday all day since tuesday. i am including the one day i had off because i was in the midst of a 48 hours hangover. kinda like a 48 hour bug. the only time i've ever felt that sick in my life was when my mexican dad took me to louisville once ands we ate chicken at some mexican restaurant on the highway and pretty much right after that i became a vegetarian. neway. now im looking good, feelin great except for the fact that i broke one of my nails at work which meant i had to cut all of them. there is nothing cute about short nails, i keep them long to distract from my dirty hands and self esteem issues. but good news! i found one of my favorite songs that i thought i would never hear again; Notorious B.I.G. FT David Bowie Rock N Roll Suicidal Thoughts. it was my 3rd most played song of all time on i-tunes, passed only by sublime and a HE IS LEGEND song that i left playing on repeat at maximum volume for an entire weekend once when i went home cause i was mad at my roomates. ALL SHALL BE PUNISH-ED.

turquoise

hello. i was very inspired by beyonce's nail color and this article, so i painted my nails turquoise. guuuuurl let me tell you, i dont even know WHAT beyonce's song is about cause allll the boys were LUVIN me at Kroger tonight. mm mm mmmmm. i just slipped on some leggings, my terry cloth slippers and my leather jacket, let down my hair and they were all about it.
(not my hand)







anyway.
i don't actually feel like beyonce, i feel more like matilda's mom. btw, my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend used to be roommates with the girl who played Matilda. cool story, right?

Beetlejuice

'i've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time i see it.'
HHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. i'm watching Beetlejuice right now, if you can't tell. it's awesome. and it certainly beats watching all of the 1940's german religious saga's Netflix is suggesting. anyways, did my nails!:

Easter!

hihihi!!

well it's that time of the year again when my mom is makin enough Manicotti to feed all of Haiti and The Lord of The Rings collector's edition is blasting non-stop for 24 hours, which can only mean one thing. IT'S EASTER!!!!!!!!




last night i rang in the new year with this guy i'm trying to do it with, in some girl's father's house, getting high while my friend travis was playing with her cat. that sounds sexual, but it's really not. believe me. i mean i guess it was a good way to celebrate St. Easter's birthday.

In honor of UK losing their best player EVER, Daniel Orton, who averaged 1 point per game after mastering how to give the opposing team free points via goaltending, i painted my nails! I have only had coffee and energy drinks today, so i'm waiting to finish cause i kinda got the shakes. but here's a free preview.
it's a cross.

sorry it's been so long. i've been in jail. and by jail i mean sitting here at my desk letting all of this stuff accumulate:
here we have energy drinks, movies, fingernail polish, coffee, some kind of animal print plastic glass, an impressive amount of smoked cigarettes, and UDF matches. AKA one awesome saturday night.


Madonna and Jesus, FYT.

NAILS DONE