Sections

hello. i just got home from school. it was FANTASTIC today. i missed my first class, and then i skipped my second class so i could go to the other section of my first class. it turns out that the second section is behind my section. do you want me to use the word section again? section. now i'm home. my brother just walked up behind me and set a beer in front of me. that's what i'm talkin about. now i'm double fisting the beer and several hour old coffee. gotta catch em while you can! about to go to work. luckily there are no sections at work.

since it's december time now, i think it is appropriato to share my sweet halloween pix. My brother simon was Tom Cruise, my friend Sam was Katie Holmes, and i was SURI!!! Suri Cruise is so cool!!!!!

The Dark Knight of the Soul

so fucking beautiful.

OCTOBRE!!!!!!

hi queenpinkdiamond!!!! i've been really busy with school and and boys and stuff and celebrating the one year anniversary of me falling out a window and breaking my back!!!!! i wish i could take pictures of all of the fabulous things i have bought lately, but my camera died a tragic death (4 realzies this time). luckily though, the last picture Camera Diaz ever took was that of Kathleen Turner walking around my campus carrying a bouquet of flowers. in more recent news, today i bought 39 dvds for 39 dollars. no tax. and as i was checking out the police showed up and were trying to arrest the vendors, i think. im also sick right now and kinda high of medicine and drunk off beer.


if you squint and clap your hands really hard, you might be able to make out a person in the middle of the above picture. that person is kathleen turner.

simon rex

simon rex is one of my very favorite celbz ever. it really sucks about his gay porn stint cause whenever i google him i have to turn off my computer to try to stop the porn viruses. and i aint even talkin about the hiv. i love him b/c he is really attractive. his eyes are always red. and he is a white rapper. in my sixth grade computer class i tried to make a freewebs website about him, but all of his pix were proxied. so i made one about eminem instead. simon rex is a dreamboat.

//Simon Rex Cutright, stage name Dirt Nasty (born July 20, 1974)is an American actor, television personality and rapper.

Rex was born in San Francisco, California, and is the only child of Paul and Zoe Cutright, a relationship coach and an environmental consultant. At the age of seventeen, Rex was sent to a juvenile facility for a credit card fraud.

Starting at age 19, he appeared solo in scenes for three gay oriented, masturbation porn films, Young, Hard & Solo II; Young, Hard & Solo III; and Hot Sessions III.

In 1995, MTV hired Rex to work as a VJ and kept Rex on the air for over two years. After being let go by MTV during an update to its VJ line-up, and after his adult video work became more widely known, his notability and popularity increased.

Rex has appeared in The Forsaken, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and The Karate Dog. He also starred in National Lampoon's Pledge This! with Paris Hilton. In the movie, the two share a sex scene.\\

Pia Zadora

'Zadora bought the Beverly Hills mansion Pickfair in January 1988 for $7 million. She demolished most of the structure (keeping the guest houses), because of termites. Pia commissioned an oil portrait of herself nude. Visitors were greeted by the portrait. Pia remained there until 2005 or 2006 when she sold the mansion to Korean businessman Corry Hong for $17,650,000.

Zadora's three children are Kady, Kristofer Barzie, and Jordan Maxwell. Kady was named after Zadora's film character in Butterfly.

Zadora is a contributor to both Republican and Democratic political candidates.'

Demarcus Cousins

sorry i am being such a bad blogger mommy lately. i am really involved in my own self loathing and pitty at the moment. i'll be better in a few days maybe, but i wanted to share this picture. i think it is really funny.



'Winners Circle at Keeneland Thursday, April 15 Mint Chip #7... Demarcus first time to Keeneland'
and the first comment on the picture is 'who let him into the winner's circle dressed like that?'

i think you may have to be from Kentucky to appreciate this. normally, i do not share inside jokes like this, you know that i am all about including everyone and equal rights for all. but i had to update via QUEENPINKDIAMOND because livejournal isn't loading and neither is my online bank statement which sucks cause i don't know if an $80 check has gone through or not, which is the independent variable in a scientific experiment titled "can i afford to eat tonight?'. anyway... the point is, you're a racist. think about it, i haven't.

VINCENT GALLO

i fuckin love this guy. his ego is ridiculous. and i like that

still haven't seen TETRO, btw. i tried to watch once online, and my computer got a goddamn virus. probably the hiv or somethin, i dont know.

MiMi

is there a reason why this bitch has never played Mimi? and by this bitch, i mean me....

but srsly, can you imagine going to see a tour of RENT and all uva sudden Rihanna is on stage? lol.

Carter Basin

my other boo.

Chuck Bass

my boo.

Rihanna

she looks so cute! but more importantly, warm and approachable.

my friend trent just moved into this dopeeeee apartment on the northside of cincinnati and the lady that lives above him who im pretty sure is younger than myself had a baby and named it Rihanna. i love my life.

mmm

i am honestly so fucking attracted to this.

edit: i just re-examined the picture, and i'm really not, but you know what i mean.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

so some creepy person has taken the hair of famous dead people, and based on what their DNA looks like, has created a fragrance resembling what they should have smelled like.




i mean that's nice and all, but what i'm over here thinking is 'HEY, that would make a good flask'

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

i wish she weren't ugly and self centered. i think that whatever scarlette blowJObhannson does, penelope cruz can do better. like, act, for example.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

i think i have a crush on donny osmond.





he's gay, right?

LOUBOUTIN

ughhhhh this makes me so mad! i was at the lakers game two weeks ago wearing this exact same outfit, and i didnt get ANY press.

WHATEVER.

Suri

my new favorite celeb. she needs a twitter real bad.

some black guy

i don't know who this is. but i want to.

LATOYA JACKSON

awkward...