bye bye hangovers

hey gurl. it is the dawn of Tuesday, the 1st of June, 1966. it looks like it's going to be another scorcher. i've drank every day this week. one night, i drank so much that i ended up at the Covington water front, drinking a 40 and talking about jazz with this beautiful bronze statue. he won the conversation, i don't know anything about jazz. but it was nice, you know? meeting someone who will listen to me when i have nothing to say. i guess my point it, i have discovered the cure to hangovers. but i don't know if i should tell you. it's kind of like how scientists have the cure to cancer, but it would ruin the economy if they disclosed it, so they just gunna sit on it. ok, you convinced me, ill tell you. it's simple, you just have to paint your nails, curl your hair, and eat about 1/4 of a cucumber after you've been drinking and before you go to sleep (the nails and the hair may be optional, the results on that are still inconclusive). i've been experimenting this week, and have found that no matter what you mix, you don't have to worry. So Edward Albee/Richard Burton/Virgina Woolf, i'm loookin at you right now. Someday, 'never mix, never worry' will be studied and analyzed in schools as a primitive ideology that was just simply suppressing the welfare of americans all over the world. So try it! the other night i mixed gin beer vodka and played 'kill it' with a bottle of rum that i stole from an 18 year old, ate some cucumber until i passed out, then woke up the next morning welcoming the sun. cause the sun isn't your enemy, when you're not hungover.

Honey's pissed.

in which i set myself on fire

Merry Fifthmas!!

it's snowing in cincinnati. i'm pretty drunk. i'm going to the annual Merry Fifthmas paty tonight. i'm gunna either dress in jungle or military theme, i haven't decided yet. but i DO know that i'm gunna get real ghetto with my nails. red sparkly with rhinestones. better get started, it's almost 5 o clock!!!! but in the meantime i'm gunna go sit in my cold bedroom and listen to the romeo and juliet soundtrack and recite the lines i had as Lord Montague when i was 13 years old, not gunna lie, i'll probably cry. not cause i'm sad, but that's what you do on Merry Fifthmas (even though it's the 4th). paint your fingernails, get drunk, and cry. PEACE (on earth).

i ain't stalking ya'll, but i didn't say i wasn't a wolfe

i wish places like this really existed









here is a poster for a show my friend Sam just did at school...


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MiMi

is there a reason why this bitch has never played Mimi? and by this bitch, i mean me....

but srsly, can you imagine going to see a tour of RENT and all uva sudden Rihanna is on stage? lol.

Shoshana Bean

and THIS.


these were recorded when Shoshana was at my school in november.

Catch me If You Can

Here are some promo pictures from the Broadway Musical 'Catch Me If You Can' starring Aaron Tveit (who is in gossip girl, omg).







and here is Shoshana bean singing 'Fly Fly Away" from the show. She performed this the other night at my school and it was so cute because there was a little ladybug flying around in front of her!!!!!

Bye Bye Birdie

my school is dooing Bye Bye Birdie in the spring. What do you think the chances are of me getting that main broad? cause if that's wrong, i dont wanna be right.

Why do you think you are nuts?

i have no idea what this is. my friend trent used to sing it to me. and by sing i mean talk in a dr. seuss-esque sing-songy thing. i used to think he made it up... but apparently he didn't? or you know what, maybe he did, what do i know? unfortunately it leaves more questions unanswered than answered.

here is a video of the same song done by a dragqueen on pointe.

How To: Cornrows!!!

...is this...



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or maybe the best of both worlds? u decide.