Lady Blue Shangai

there is nothing like waking up to a Rockstar Energy drink, a half smoked cigarette, and a 17 minute ad for Christian Dior, written and directed by David Lynch and starring Marion Cotillard. NOTHING. all before 10 a.m.. i now feel like i need to take a 4 hour shower and some kind of detox.

Sarah Williams Luggage

ahh. there are two things in life that i truly appreciate. they are wes anderson films and luggage. put them in a blender, and what do you get? DARJEELING LIMITED. this here luggage reminds me of The Darjeeling Limited. unfortunatly for me, i did it with a boy once and he had Darjeeling Limited playing in the background and now i can't stand the film cause i can't stand him. you win some you lose some i guess. but i still like this luggage. and wes anderson.

Trash Bag

i hate that i love this bag.
it's called the Louis Vuitton Trash Bag, and it costs a lot of money.

Uncle K

omg a(nother) Karl L. tote bag. and it's only $45. i think ima get this one, cause unlike the others, all i gotta do is not eat for just a week to save up. love it!!! my uncle is always looking out for me.

Oonagh O'Hagen For Browns

if these weren't so ugly, or if i liked ugly things, i might enjoy these.

if you like ugly things, then you can get one here.

ps. my irish dance teacher's name was Oonagh. she was pretty, un-like her name, and these bags. it is pronounced 'una'. just sayin

Louis Vuitton

the question was first posted at The Lipstick Diaries: gnarly in a good way or gnarly in a bad way (i went to dictionary.com but they weren't much help...)

god knows i love all things sequined, but god also knows that i think Louis Vuitton is gnarly...in a bad way.

so here i am at this fork in the road... if i go one way i will have sex with my mom... the other way i will die fighting pirates. i guess it's kind of like which came first the chicken or the nugget? guess we'll never know...

but at the end of the day my love of sequins is great than my disdain for LV, so i suppose i will support this pretty ugly bag.

Balenciaga

'guuuurl, i got me a Balenciaga bag.'
-how much?
'20 doller'
-I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!








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