Piensa en mi

did you know Penelope Cruz made music videos in the 1980's? me neither.

she's awesone.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

i wanna get drunk and watch Volver.

scarlett johansson

okay, who is this girl, and why do i not like her?

oh, it's scarlett johansson trying to look like penelpoe cruz, cause penelope cruz is the most pretty girl in the world, and miss DSL here knows it! snap!

no but srsly, this is the prettiest i have ever seen her look. it looks like she has been crying. i think. i remember once when i was in middle school i was wearing really cheap mascara and then it started to tornado and i started to cry and my mascara started to run and it left my eyes all swollen and mascara all over my face. and let me tell you, i have never felt prettier.

GTFO scarlett johansson.