alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.

honest eyes.

still luv her.





i skipped class today to get hiv tested. never skip class to get hiv tested cause it never pays out in the end.
all i got is a case of the blah's.

wtf lady gaga

what the f is going on here? i don't get it, but i loveeeeee it. a huge screen of lady gaga getting a tattoo with an opera playing and people cheering her on. you better work gurl.



and here is what i thought was a porn, but it turned out to just be lady g getting a tattoo from kitty cat gurl. bummer.



fashin

Lady Gaga

i can't stop looking at this.

??

lady gaga, amber rose, or christina aquilara?

honestly, idk. no idea

Lady Gaga

apparently some irish singer named murphey or something is claiming that Lady Gaga has stolen her style. yeah maybe, but considering i have no idea who she is, and lady gaga has testicles, i think it's pretty fucking obvious who wins.

and the only thing stolen, were these pictures from ONTDFF

Marc Jacobs

there are only three people in the world who are allowed to wear these boots.
here are two of them



and you're looking at the third (me!).

oh! and if Elvis were still kickin, he would probably be allowed to wear them, as well.

lady gaga has a pickle surprise

this reminds me of this


but only in the bestest of ways.

luv her.