sorry

dear queenpinkdiamond,

SORRY. stop yelling at me. i've been busy wearing scarves, painting my nails, and trying not to drink, which has resulted in me drinking more than ever. challenge accepted, you know? anyway, Amy darling won a grammy tonight, so now i know rainbows are real and so are kittens.



this is more or less what i look like now, mainly less though cause i thought i looked all ethnic in this pic, but turns out i was just a little cross-eyed and down on love.

well, better get back to sending super inappropriate e-mails to muh teachers and drinking some hot Coors Light, CAUSE YOU GOTSTA HAVE DA BUMP.

Sections

hello. i just got home from school. it was FANTASTIC today. i missed my first class, and then i skipped my second class so i could go to the other section of my first class. it turns out that the second section is behind my section. do you want me to use the word section again? section. now i'm home. my brother just walked up behind me and set a beer in front of me. that's what i'm talkin about. now i'm double fisting the beer and several hour old coffee. gotta catch em while you can! about to go to work. luckily there are no sections at work.

since it's december time now, i think it is appropriato to share my sweet halloween pix. My brother simon was Tom Cruise, my friend Sam was Katie Holmes, and i was SURI!!! Suri Cruise is so cool!!!!!

happy monday night!!

hello! the picture above is of my dragqueen friend, Ava Clear. we're not realllly friends, just facebook friends! it is monday night, so do you know what that means?!?! GOSSIP GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! it also means that i have to finish my take home astronomy test which is due in the morning. luckily for my astronomy teacher, i also have an entire bottle of $3 crane lake wine to finish tonight. i will start on that as soon as i finish this Kentucky Pale Ale beer that i'm drinkin, the official beer of the 2010 World Equestrian Games. look at me droppin names like i have friends or something.

and here's a picture of me dressed as a pumpkin.

black pussy ghetto girls

hello world!!!!!!!!
i'm on fall break and let me tell you, i am having a ball. for example, today i went to walmart and bought a vaccume cleaner. how domestic of me, right? last night i dressed up as blair waldorf for a party. i went to a wine tasting, then drank 3 beers, then an entire bottle of wine, then i had some orange alcohol. idk. SO tonight i am going to catch up on gossip girl, drink more wine and beer, and read W magazine, followed by watching Closer and crying myself to sleep. how domestic of me, right? change gunna come. oh! and i have muscle relaxerz!!!!! how domestic of me, right?







this is my best friend logan. why? because we like you.

OCTOBRE!!!!!!

hi queenpinkdiamond!!!! i've been really busy with school and and boys and stuff and celebrating the one year anniversary of me falling out a window and breaking my back!!!!! i wish i could take pictures of all of the fabulous things i have bought lately, but my camera died a tragic death (4 realzies this time). luckily though, the last picture Camera Diaz ever took was that of Kathleen Turner walking around my campus carrying a bouquet of flowers. in more recent news, today i bought 39 dvds for 39 dollars. no tax. and as i was checking out the police showed up and were trying to arrest the vendors, i think. im also sick right now and kinda high of medicine and drunk off beer.


if you squint and clap your hands really hard, you might be able to make out a person in the middle of the above picture. that person is kathleen turner.

freddie

i know it's really lame to post pictures of your mother from the 80's, but here we are again, 1 am on a saturday night, updating the blog, so i guess it takes one to know one.

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my mom was a lot cooler than me. she still is a lot cooler than me. i think she's downstairs watching BET right now.

hello.

nail rhinestones or birth control? same thing, really.




hello. i painted my nails green. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. this is the first time my computer has worked like all summer. greetings from my 300 degree attic in Bellevue, ky!!

stephen king and i are blood sisters.

I write like
Stephen King

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based on my last queenpinkdiamond update, i write like Stephen King! the master himself. apparently Stephen King failed vocab tests and doesn't know a pronoun from a verb... just like me!!!!!

sorry precious baby queenpinkdiamond!!! my computer is in a temporary coma. it thinks it is asleep when it is actually awake. that's what a coma is, right? anyway, i have been occasionaly checking my FB on my mom's desktop, and the idea of updating from her computer is... well, depressing. so here i am, depressed, and i have never felt better!! woooo eeeee.

where's my drink

i'm tired.

hi. i have been at work everyday all day since tuesday. i am including the one day i had off because i was in the midst of a 48 hours hangover. kinda like a 48 hour bug. the only time i've ever felt that sick in my life was when my mexican dad took me to louisville once ands we ate chicken at some mexican restaurant on the highway and pretty much right after that i became a vegetarian. neway. now im looking good, feelin great except for the fact that i broke one of my nails at work which meant i had to cut all of them. there is nothing cute about short nails, i keep them long to distract from my dirty hands and self esteem issues. but good news! i found one of my favorite songs that i thought i would never hear again; Notorious B.I.G. FT David Bowie Rock N Roll Suicidal Thoughts. it was my 3rd most played song of all time on i-tunes, passed only by sublime and a HE IS LEGEND song that i left playing on repeat at maximum volume for an entire weekend once when i went home cause i was mad at my roomates. ALL SHALL BE PUNISH-ED.

Blue Drink

'The only thing I learned through spending my childhood in all girls’ schools was how to flirt with older men.' -The Ugly

America

i want that dress so bad. wouldn't i look cute running around in it on the fourth of july, barefoot, barely hanging on to consciousness with a beer in one hand and spliff in the other and a sparkler loosely attached somewhere on my body? i think so too. here is a picture of me being patriotic from a couple of years ago as an example of why am a good candidate to wear this dress


just saying.