McQ whaaaaat

my mom gets really mad when i drink before noon. luckily i have found the perfect solution. getting so drunk the night before, that you don't have the option of being sober yet when you wake. the kind of drunk where you literally dream about throwing up, and when you wake up, you don't know if that wet spot on the bed is your own piss, the remnants of some boy you don't remember, or the contents from the empty bottle of vodka that you woke up cuddling. like last night, por ejemplo. i went to school and watched a movie in the computer lab and drank an entire bottle of wine by myslef at 9 pm. i didn't get home until 4 am, and i don't really have many memories in between. neway. still a little kinda drunksies and i think i'm going to top it off with a nice cocktail of energy drink/muscle relaxer.



i'm gunna buy these shoes today. pretend buy. i think they are fierce and spicy. like a Rally's chicken sandwich. i would pair them with some out of date dress that i probably bought in high school that doesn't match at all. like a navy floral sun dress. i can see it now; me strutting across campus like some dragqueen who's never walked in heels b4. so gucci.

SL

um.

so i'm not saying that i DO play Sorority Life on facebook, but i'm also not saying that i DON'T.

ok, just to make this easy, i do play Sorority Life. i'm level 109 and it's all i think about besides gettin' some.

every day they introduce featured items of the day. they are usually blatant rip off's of red carpet dresses from last season.

this is today's featured item:



look familiar??

this is honestly the most exciting thing that has happened to me in like 3 months or something.



PS, that is my avatar named Diamond. isn't she chocolate-y and beautiful? just like me.

McQueen

i love so much that Daphne Guiness is out and about wearing McQueens atlantis shoes. i think they are stunning but somehow am not surprised that they will never be sold to the public. they aren't 'sexy' enough. no girl is ever going to get boy to do it with her by wearing these shoes out to a club, which is bullshit cause the only difference between these and other extreme runway heels is the fact that these have an extended upper that cover the top of the foot. and so because they don't make the feet look like tiny, broken chinese woman feet, they will never be sold.

get me a bottle of gin.

McQueen

finally, fashion that is sensible for the average consumer woman.

source

McQueen/Barrymore

well done. brava.

source.

queen pink diamond

when i die. IF i die. this is what i will be buried in. an Alexander McQUEEN jewel catsuit. and then placed into my diamond mausoleum crafted by michelangelo. cause bitch knew what was around the corner... the QUEEN Pink Diamond.