pachelbel

been listenin to a lot of this song lately. i guess that makes me soft, so fuck you.

David Fray

saw this guy perform the other night. but it is complicated cause at first i thought he was a she and i was totally ready to give into lesbianism. then i realized her name was david, so probably not a girl. i felt confused afterward, and it didn't help that when i got to my car it was covered in rats. god was punishing me for thinkin about being gay.

umm. he's good.

though i battle blind

i can't quit you babe

ps. when you are playing pool with a random old creepy guy at a bar and he hands you a dollar and says 'go choose some tunes, little girl', DO NOT PLAY THIS SONG. he will get the wrong idea. the main idea being that you listen to led zeppelin. i mean hellllooooooooooo. i'm 21, NOT 24. he will then get an immediate erection and think that you are challenging him to a 'really good' music conversation. nope! not really! but thanks for the dollar!!

PARA BELLUM

god DAMN. all i wanna do right now is get shit faced by myself and listen to james brown/charles bukowski. i know that sounds pretentious, and it is pretentious. but i find comfort in being hammered and listening to other hammered people complaining about hammered things. you know what a really FUCKING good feeling is? being at a bar and picking music at the jukebox and then when the music comes on hearing strangers say 'who chose this song? i love this song!!'. ok sorry i'm being gay right now. i was discussing my drinking problem with my mom earlier and then the opportunity arose to get shitty tonight, but i didn't wanna seem WEAK so i turned it down now i'm really regretting it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 2011 WOOOOO! yea! alright!

i had tonsillitis on new year's eve, i dun wanna talk about it.

but i did get a really really GOOD compliment the other day, which i do wanna talk about:

'i like the way you smell. i wish that i could just smell you whenever i masturbate.'

THAT'S LOVELY.

Merry Fifthmas!!

it's snowing in cincinnati. i'm pretty drunk. i'm going to the annual Merry Fifthmas paty tonight. i'm gunna either dress in jungle or military theme, i haven't decided yet. but i DO know that i'm gunna get real ghetto with my nails. red sparkly with rhinestones. better get started, it's almost 5 o clock!!!! but in the meantime i'm gunna go sit in my cold bedroom and listen to the romeo and juliet soundtrack and recite the lines i had as Lord Montague when i was 13 years old, not gunna lie, i'll probably cry. not cause i'm sad, but that's what you do on Merry Fifthmas (even though it's the 4th). paint your fingernails, get drunk, and cry. PEACE (on earth).

Patrick Doyle's 'The Wedding Night'

i really wanna lose my virginity to this song

only girl

rihanna. rihhhannnnna. what does that name mean to you? it didn't mean anything to me, so i typed it into Google. this video came up. i like rihanna. i want her hair. i want to eat it.

amy

i really really really really like that there is an 'emotional musicals' category on netflix.

headlines.

30 story wooden building begins construction.
the unsolved ciphers of the Zodiac Killer.
humans only use 10% of their brains. proven true.
tiny robot eye imitates human eye.
mice prefer treats they worked harder to get.
replacing the kilogram.
toddler falls six floors unhurt.
Chilean miner to compete in marathon.
dolphins teaching each other how to walk on water.
Mandrill gives zoo visitors the finger.
Swiss Family Robinson tree found.
Human oil(and other hoaxes).
death by caffeine.
the garden of the monsters.
scientists make progress in growing giant insects.
dinosaur skull found in church wall.
RIP Paul the Oracle Octopus.
is the universe a holographic illusion?
forgotten cremains of Oregon's mentally ill.

hannah montana

i can't wait to see the shit that hits the fan when she turns 18. next month.

my friend trent and i learned every single step. still love this song.

i will always love you.

perfection.

andre 3000 getting married.

simon and i had a long talk about marriage tonight. and by long i mean the time it took me to eat my taco bell in the blockbuster parking lot. so not so long. it just seems to me that the only good thing about marriage is having the wedding. but only if it was something like rachel getting married. i'm actually about to change my facebook name to hayley getting married, if they let me. i love black people.

janel monae

i am sitting here wearing a YES band shirt and a faded denim skirt from 2003 AKA i am lame and really fucking behind on music and pop culture. i just experienced Janelle Monae for the first time last night and she has got ta BE the coolest thing since fuckin limp bizket or something. like, so cool.



you have to click on the video cause youtube is the gay, but you gotta see her dance.

Jessica Stam

i like these pictures bc she wears her hair like minez!!!!!!!!!!! i sometimes associate the charlie brown xmas song with good things, like these pictures for example. like, it took me forever to even realize it was a christmas song, i just thought it sounded pretty. i remember once at theatre camp my teacher told us to come in with a shocking performance. i grabbed a boombox and played this song. i went behind a sheet and got undressed and threw my clothes out at the class and then walked out wearing only a teeshirt that said "JUST KIDDING" and i thought my teacher was going to have a heartattack. i was like, 13.

alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.

I Will Always Love You

Shoshana's my gurrrrrrrl. right? but i just have to prepare myself for when i become an iconic singer for her to accidentally sing someone else's version of my song when she is doing a tribute show for me. the same way your best girlfriend always accidentally fucks your boo of two years right after you have broken up. yea that girl. cept i got nothing but love for my girl sho-sho-nuff.

(see her tributes to aretha franklin and barbra streissand)

i'm tired.

hi. i have been at work everyday all day since tuesday. i am including the one day i had off because i was in the midst of a 48 hours hangover. kinda like a 48 hour bug. the only time i've ever felt that sick in my life was when my mexican dad took me to louisville once ands we ate chicken at some mexican restaurant on the highway and pretty much right after that i became a vegetarian. neway. now im looking good, feelin great except for the fact that i broke one of my nails at work which meant i had to cut all of them. there is nothing cute about short nails, i keep them long to distract from my dirty hands and self esteem issues. but good news! i found one of my favorite songs that i thought i would never hear again; Notorious B.I.G. FT David Bowie Rock N Roll Suicidal Thoughts. it was my 3rd most played song of all time on i-tunes, passed only by sublime and a HE IS LEGEND song that i left playing on repeat at maximum volume for an entire weekend once when i went home cause i was mad at my roomates. ALL SHALL BE PUNISH-ED.

killing me softly with red oxfords

i want my husband to wear these shoes.




but fear not. these shoes aren't only for hookers and pimps. they're for anyone tuff enough to wear them. like my Sorority Life character, Diamond!

Doesn't she look good today?!? WERKIN that shopping mall.

why don't you love me

my neighbors forgot to pay their internet bill, which means my neighbors forgot to pay MY internet bill, so now i have to use a connection from like 3 houses down, so my internet is moving super slow today. but that's okay watching this video cause every time it freezes, it is like looking at some sweet artsy porn. mind porn, if you will. and haters be all up on youtube like 'beyonce is tryna rip lady gaga's style'. bullSHIT. lady gaga WANTS to be a drag queen. beyonce IS a drag queen.