sorry

dear queenpinkdiamond,

SORRY. stop yelling at me. i've been busy wearing scarves, painting my nails, and trying not to drink, which has resulted in me drinking more than ever. challenge accepted, you know? anyway, Amy darling won a grammy tonight, so now i know rainbows are real and so are kittens.



this is more or less what i look like now, mainly less though cause i thought i looked all ethnic in this pic, but turns out i was just a little cross-eyed and down on love.

well, better get back to sending super inappropriate e-mails to muh teachers and drinking some hot Coors Light, CAUSE YOU GOTSTA HAVE DA BUMP.

OCTOBRE!!!!!!

hi queenpinkdiamond!!!! i've been really busy with school and and boys and stuff and celebrating the one year anniversary of me falling out a window and breaking my back!!!!! i wish i could take pictures of all of the fabulous things i have bought lately, but my camera died a tragic death (4 realzies this time). luckily though, the last picture Camera Diaz ever took was that of Kathleen Turner walking around my campus carrying a bouquet of flowers. in more recent news, today i bought 39 dvds for 39 dollars. no tax. and as i was checking out the police showed up and were trying to arrest the vendors, i think. im also sick right now and kinda high of medicine and drunk off beer.


if you squint and clap your hands really hard, you might be able to make out a person in the middle of the above picture. that person is kathleen turner.

alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.