Louis Vuitton

so i got in trouble with my mom and have been hiding in my room all day which has given me plenty of time to do something i normally would never do; peruse the Louis Vuitton website. i think for the most part Louis Vuitton bags are really tacky (actually, just the people that carry them are tacky, myself included) but i did find a couple things i like. excuse the bad image quality, Louis Vuitton amazing legal team has prevented even copy and pasting from their website, so i had to use google.

here is the Aumoniere Multicolor Satin monogram. Out of all Louis bags, i despise the multicolor monograms the most. but this one is quaint and charming and $2,000.


The Tahitienne PM is sweeeeet. It is a designer bag for old people going blind, so they made the monogram like font size 72 so the old people could be comforted in their dying days.


Here is the Salina GM. I like it because it is named after my favorite singer (RIP) and it is red. i like red because it reminds me of blood.


This is the Louis Vuitton/Marc Jacobs bastard child named FIREBIRD. i like it because it was born out of wedlock, just like meeeeeee!!!!


so in conclusion, Louis Vuitton is the American Dream, even though it is a French namesake, which means it is not very patriotic, which means i will neverrrrrr wear it.