clap them thighs

last night my friend matt was telling me about this amazing group of upstanding young citizens who perform at little kids' birthday parties. they are so talented and apparently if the price is right they will fly anywhere in the world from miami. i turn 21 in two weeks. they would fit in perfectly with my jose cuervo sponsored party at Chuck E Cheeze.

raggare

“Raggare” is a Swedish sub-culture made up of a delightful mix of the style of a’50s greaser, the corpulence and bad hygiene of a biker, the love of the Confederate flag of a southern redneck, and the enthusiasm for drinking of a British soccer hooligan. Basically, every stereotype about poor white trash spanning both time and globe, rolled into one.







it's funny, i was just at IKEA this morning. i drove all the way up there and all i got was a 99 cent pizza cutter. those fuckin swedes.
the faster times

stephen king and i are blood sisters.

I write like
Stephen King

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based on my last queenpinkdiamond update, i write like Stephen King! the master himself. apparently Stephen King failed vocab tests and doesn't know a pronoun from a verb... just like me!!!!!

sorry precious baby queenpinkdiamond!!! my computer is in a temporary coma. it thinks it is asleep when it is actually awake. that's what a coma is, right? anyway, i have been occasionaly checking my FB on my mom's desktop, and the idea of updating from her computer is... well, depressing. so here i am, depressed, and i have never felt better!! woooo eeeee.

where's my drink

nicholas hoult

why are these girrls on their phones?!?! why aren't they looking at/playing with my precious baby boy nicholas hoult?! wtf!!!!!

Jessica Stam

i like these pictures bc she wears her hair like minez!!!!!!!!!!! i sometimes associate the charlie brown xmas song with good things, like these pictures for example. like, it took me forever to even realize it was a christmas song, i just thought it sounded pretty. i remember once at theatre camp my teacher told us to come in with a shocking performance. i grabbed a boombox and played this song. i went behind a sheet and got undressed and threw my clothes out at the class and then walked out wearing only a teeshirt that said "JUST KIDDING" and i thought my teacher was going to have a heartattack. i was like, 13.

simon rex

simon rex is one of my very favorite celbz ever. it really sucks about his gay porn stint cause whenever i google him i have to turn off my computer to try to stop the porn viruses. and i aint even talkin about the hiv. i love him b/c he is really attractive. his eyes are always red. and he is a white rapper. in my sixth grade computer class i tried to make a freewebs website about him, but all of his pix were proxied. so i made one about eminem instead. simon rex is a dreamboat.

//Simon Rex Cutright, stage name Dirt Nasty (born July 20, 1974)is an American actor, television personality and rapper.

Rex was born in San Francisco, California, and is the only child of Paul and Zoe Cutright, a relationship coach and an environmental consultant. At the age of seventeen, Rex was sent to a juvenile facility for a credit card fraud.

Starting at age 19, he appeared solo in scenes for three gay oriented, masturbation porn films, Young, Hard & Solo II; Young, Hard & Solo III; and Hot Sessions III.

In 1995, MTV hired Rex to work as a VJ and kept Rex on the air for over two years. After being let go by MTV during an update to its VJ line-up, and after his adult video work became more widely known, his notability and popularity increased.

Rex has appeared in The Forsaken, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and The Karate Dog. He also starred in National Lampoon's Pledge This! with Paris Hilton. In the movie, the two share a sex scene.\\

alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.