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all the single ladies

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stuff

look at me making 3 posts in one national holiday, which is more than i made all of last month together!! im good at math. im also good at walking according to my pedometer on my phone, and by good, i mean bad, cause it says i have only taken 17 steps today...

here are some things i hope you got for christmas




incase you dont know whatsup, that is the starbucks Gold Card for only $25!!!!!!!!!!omgimdying!!!!!!!!! im lactose intolerant, so i could really give a shit (lol), but i did steal a starbucks gift card that someone left at my gay friend trent's house last year. So Instead of a person only getting 1-5 cups from what you give them, they can get 10% off on most purchases, the person who purchases a membership get a free drink that day, then, on your b-day you get a free drink and get exclusive offers and discounts through the year. the only reason why i really care about this is because 2 out of the 3 people who read my blog like starbucks (katie and dean, whauduppp?!!?).


fashionalities

o hol3 nyte

omgz so last year for christmas santa gave me bronchitis and so i spent my winter break at home making sweet facebook vidz of myself singing The Little Mermaid and Hunchback of Notredam, which inevitably led to me recanting my top 4 favorite youtube version of Oh Holy Night. here they are, again, just a buncha gay boys screaming...






but clearly the best oh holy night ever is my gUrLY Celine, but she transparently could not be included in the above list because she is not a boy.



WHAT IS FASHION? IDK.

OOPS

oops, i forgot i had a blog. merry chritsmas.




there are my 3 favorite drag queens all wrapped up in one post for you. no need to waste wrapping paper...

REHAB

alright. i don't listen to the radio. i don't even have a radio. i don't even have a TV. So there is a chance that this could be 3 years old, or 3 days old, i really don't know or care. but did i ever get a boner watching it!! despite the fact that Rihanna is a boy, and that Justin Timberlake is kinda gay and ugly... you know what they say, ugly people only get better with age. and homeboy is lookin old! i love it!!

PUMA

here are some new PUMA's inspired by Roy Lichtenstein's art work. i love it when fashion and art collide, in the same sense that i like it when penis and butt hole collide... it's gay. but gay in a good way. i think these shoes are cute, unlike NIKE's attempt at gay art shoes, also inspired by Roy (i don't want to spell his last name again). The nike shoes remind me of something that this black guy i used to sleep with would wear. which is funny, because he is gay. and there is the perfect example of the circle of life.