pastels

in the midst of a clash of the bright colors, i must admit, i'm afraid for my life. and by that i mean, I'M OVER IT!!! it was cute while it lasted, but now it's just obnoxious. so is there life after brights? well yes, there is, and it is called pastels. and the caution tape yellow current nail polish phenomenon is the perfect catalyst. it is really had to find that perfect shade of neon yellow, and believe me, i have tried. thus, i for-see people taking the short cut and settling for muted golds and pale yellows, which are in the 90 cent bins at any drug store. yesterday i went to walmart and stocked up on pastel shades from the classy bon-bon collection. baby blue, MINT GREEN (!!!), silver, and baby pink. watch out! they are about to take over. oh, and i also got some sweet pal pink vertical crossover mary-janes yesterday for 45 cents. i love kentucky!

Babs

when i was 14, i developed a slight crush on Barbara Streisand due to the cross town high school doing a really good staging of Hello Dolly. It was funny cause Dolly was played by this girl (Ky Junior Miss winner '04) who had a really big nose and very much resembled Babs. and she was mega talented. so this sparked my interested and for a fleeting moment was obsessed with miss Streisand. then my freshman year in college, i was drunk some night with my good pal Aaron who as well has a thing for the diva. He you-tubed her all night long, which some how led to us on a patio holding hands with Judy Garland's spirit, but i guess that is a story for another time. long story short, Barbie is absolutely fabulous and timeless, and her strangeness still intrigues me, and this fall in my musical theatre performance class, i plan to only sing Babs ballads (and when hers aren't appropriate, to dabble with carol channing, leading to the inevitable channing/streisand hello dolly mash up). here is a video of Barbara i found on Style...a work in progress, which really high-lights the oddity that is Barbara Streisand. and below is one of Barbara's first televsion appearnces, which i am currently working on re-creating for my musical theatre performance class. im going to be a star!!!

feaux python cowboy booties!!!

these boots are driving me crazy!!! i haven't worn cowboy boots since the red boot frenzy in kinder garden, but i would totally wear these. i love snake skin, but hate wearing animals, so these are the perfect median. they look pretty real and the are white!!!!!!!! i like white. and the just above ankle slouch is pretty neat. you can see some more organic looking things at oak nyc.

cutie

this guy is cute, and not that it matters, but his name is nick kroll and he was a caveman on that caveman show that lasted like 3 episodes. i like him because his sexuality is incredibly ambiguous especially considering that the first time i ever saw him he was in drag. secondly, he has a big nose. and most importantly, he apparently likes sparkly hearts. sounds like my perfect life partner.

lol

lololzzzz look at this sweet pic of Kim KardASSian outside of the L.A. dollar store. you can tell she is at the dollar store by the other clientel standing outside waiting for their rides. one of them is her mexican or cuban father who besides the fact he is her father is still trying to get a quick glimpse of her chocolate factory. and the other guy, the white guy, is my father, which is actually ironic cause my father is mexican, and kim kardassians father is not, but hey, that's the way the ball rolls sometimes, especially when that ball is attached to a penis.

oops

oops! Rocky Horror Picture Show and Hairspray are being re-made. and DON'T try to tell me that Hairspray has already been re-made, cause i don't call john travolta dangling his balls around under a dress a re-make. i actually never saw the 're-make' of hairspray and have no intentions of seeing it's sequal. and as for Rocky Horror? i mean, i'm reallly not a fan of midnight showings of the classic because all of the lame nu kids completley whore it out and make it a cheap excuse to dress slutty, which normally i am allll about, but not when class isn't involved. so for now, im going to pretend that i know nothing about this, pretend to be in a coma hwile the two are in theatres, and just pray to jewish that Clockwork Orange is never re done cause if it is, and i am not cast as ~dreamboat~ Alex DeLarge, im going hindu and moving to a nunnary in the USSR.

lol

this picture is silly. besides the fact the it is very 'mo, it reminds me of my cat Nigil Bob who is really pretty, but not very smart. this is the pose and look Nigil Bob get's in his eyes when he has been licking his balls and then gets distracted by this incredible thing called air. that is all.

thank you hipster runoff and last night's party!!!!