20121011
gin and juice minus the juice
The most darling of diamonds,
tell me why my apartment complex be smellin like KFC biscuits.
so i just got home from the grocery store. i feel bad, because at 7 pm there was supposed to be a 10 second world wide meditation, but i was at the store tryna pick up some strange. The Cincinnati Reds lost tonight, apparently the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to sports, but it's not really a surprise cause it's Cincinnati. The VP debate is tonight, which makes me nostalgic for my youth in which i spent many hours in campaign offices playing with the trash/waiting at home by myself for my mother to drunkenly come home from some fundraiser. but 4 reals, i did get to go to the Chaney/Lieberman debate back in '00 and it was chill. i had a broken ankle and i was wearing a lime green turtle neck with brown mary-janes. i got to shake Joe Lieberman's hand, and from there on out for about 8 years, i was obsessed with him. like, i won the middle school 'most political' award at graduation because of the numerous essays i had voluntarily written on ol Joe and his unprecedented judaic strides in politics. really though i just thought all of the attention was super glam. anyway. gotsta go get my gin and tonics (aka shots of gin) ready for the debunkle. remember, tipping is not a city in China.
here's a recent picture of me and my boo and my boo boo riding. i post this picture because, while, it was taken a week ago, i'm wearing the exact same thing right now. so now you're closer to me, closer to god.
and here's a song to describe the Reds losing today; Soo Cincinnati.
20120930
20120927
30,000 images of child porn
yo QPD what's good gurl? i'm sick like real sick like not biblically sick, but like, mucinex sick. it's like that one time i had tonsillitis, immediately followed by maybe pregnant, immediately followed by broken back, immediately followed by raging allergies, immediately followed by gay wisdom teeth. remember those 6 months? man, those were the worst. but that's what i feel like right now. aka pretty. i feel pretty. i'm getting a good amount of attention which is kind of tearing my family a part, so really, it's the most i could ask 4. my illness began last weekend at a little party we like to call RAUNCH. i mean, the name of the party pretty much sums it all up, so now on top of being indisposed, i've got a guilty conscious. n er werz. had my interview at the casino today. anyone who ever told you that you don't use math in the real world LIED to you. they lieeed. but i did get to sing Rehab by the late great in front of the CEO of Ceasar's, so all in all, i'm not totally complaining. here's a picture of me before and after. before and after what you may ask? innocence. i lost my virginity finally, and by that i mean, someone typed into my search engine thing 'how to make a vegan stew' and i totally mis read it as 'how to make a virgin stir'. BYE NOW.
20120915
do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
i seriously just smoked like 9 cigarettes waiting for this video to end.
20120911
time isn't real
hey gurl. what's good gurl? just sitting here listening to some Drake, feelin badder than ever. today i did something really impressive that only i was impressed by...i mashed up the theme song to Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama'a Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad and Alicia Key's No One. I asked my family to respond to my creativity and after about 45 seconds my brother just looked at me and said 'time isn't real'. then he went into his bed room and i haven't seen him since... it's been a long week. this time last week, i was sitting in the intensive care unit of UC hospital after my friend Sam fell off a roof. it's funny though cause his last name is Rueff. and his middle name is Charles. i think. so sammy has gone home for a little while to recover from neck surgery, and here i am, alone, no makeup, no weave, all natural. my cat is starring at me, and autumn is in the air.
Sam.
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