20120212

David Fray



saw this guy perform the other night. but it is complicated cause at first i thought he was a she and i was totally ready to give into lesbianism. then i realized her name was david, so probably not a girl. i felt confused afterward, and it didn't help that when i got to my car it was covered in rats. god was punishing me for thinkin about being gay.

umm. he's good.

sorry

dear queenpinkdiamond,

SORRY. stop yelling at me. i've been busy wearing scarves, painting my nails, and trying not to drink, which has resulted in me drinking more than ever. challenge accepted, you know? anyway, Amy darling won a grammy tonight, so now i know rainbows are real and so are kittens.



this is more or less what i look like now, mainly less though cause i thought i looked all ethnic in this pic, but turns out i was just a little cross-eyed and down on love.

well, better get back to sending super inappropriate e-mails to muh teachers and drinking some hot Coors Light, CAUSE YOU GOTSTA HAVE DA BUMP.

20120207

some movies i've had sex to.





and harry potter, of course.

20110123

What an angel would wear


i think this is what ANGELS look like.

this is what it is like in heaven.
and i am so glad we are rehearsing on it now.
RACHEL GETTING MARRIED.
BAM!


btdubs i finally changed my fb name to Hayley Getting Married.
i didn't like it so i changed it back.
mainly cause everyone at tjmaxx actually thinks my last name is Barcelona.
and i dun wanna break their hearts.

20110111

crackers

okay. red beans and rice with morningstar grillers delight veggie burgers and garlic dip and a glass of water topped with one hit of a camel 99 full flavored cigarette tastes JUST like those cute little pentagon shaped soup crackers. THE REAL MCCOY. i hadn't had much of an appetite lately cause fucking Nicole Richie had convinced me that eating anything other than straight up boob milk from a lactating hippie mommy would cause me to grow a third arm. but then i realized she used to have a drug problem and her ethnicity is very ambiguous, so she probably doesn't raelly know what she's talkin about. so hello, appetite! Now that i'm living life on the wild side, i think the next on my to do list will be vacation to Chernobyl.