Trash Bag

i hate that i love this bag.
it's called the Louis Vuitton Trash Bag, and it costs a lot of money.

Betsey Johnson Skull Thermo Jumpsuit

how caaauuuuteee. i would look so cute in this. imagine my short stout body with my pigtails from freshman year. and you could wear NE shoes you wanted with this. spikey heels. sweet adidas kicks, whatever. i personally would choose my black athletic mary-janes that i wear every day since apparently all of my shoes have decided to get divorced from each other cause i can only find one of each. weird.
so cuttte.

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turquoise

hello. i was very inspired by beyonce's nail color and this article, so i painted my nails turquoise. guuuuurl let me tell you, i dont even know WHAT beyonce's song is about cause allll the boys were LUVIN me at Kroger tonight. mm mm mmmmm. i just slipped on some leggings, my terry cloth slippers and my leather jacket, let down my hair and they were all about it.
(not my hand)







anyway.
i don't actually feel like beyonce, i feel more like matilda's mom. btw, my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend used to be roommates with the girl who played Matilda. cool story, right?

why don't you love me

my neighbors forgot to pay their internet bill, which means my neighbors forgot to pay MY internet bill, so now i have to use a connection from like 3 houses down, so my internet is moving super slow today. but that's okay watching this video cause every time it freezes, it is like looking at some sweet artsy porn. mind porn, if you will. and haters be all up on youtube like 'beyonce is tryna rip lady gaga's style'. bullSHIT. lady gaga WANTS to be a drag queen. beyonce IS a drag queen.

come here bunny

One Size Fits All

does this remind ne1 else of the hit 2003 film 'Swimming Pool' in which the french girl is skinny the entire movie then in the last scene she inexplicably gains like, 200 pounds. weird. what's even weirder is the fat chick here isn't fat at all, she just makes the skinny chick look like she is in the process of dying. kinda like the way beyonce and lady gaygay never should have done music videos together cause beyonce looks foine and the other one looks like a hooker. anyway...

not a girl, not yet a woman

hi. it's 1:30 am on the last saturday of the semester and i am sitting here in my living room drinking blue alcohol. my mom it sitting across from me. she's not drinking. it's not really as domestic and friendly as it sounds, i think she thinks i'm drinking juice. anyway. i find being 3 months short of 21 just miserable. i mean i have a fake id but it says i'm 33 and i only have enough confidence to use it once i am already belligerent. so it's like, whats the point? too old to rock n' roll, too young to die. i dunno. i'm just lazy. not being 21 is the best excuse ever to be lazy. anyway. i'm bored.