Why do you think you are nuts?

i have no idea what this is. my friend trent used to sing it to me. and by sing i mean talk in a dr. seuss-esque sing-songy thing. i used to think he made it up... but apparently he didn't? or you know what, maybe he did, what do i know? unfortunately it leaves more questions unanswered than answered.

here is a video of the same song done by a dragqueen on pointe.