CATS

did you know that cats are the new michael jackson? i mean, apparently. cause ever since he died, there have been cats on shirt dress things everywhere. i don't know how the two are related, but i promise you i will get to the bottom of it. but as of now, it seems as though MJ has been reincarnated as wearable felines. weird.

80's Purple
Net-A-Porter

Jimmy Choo

i have been waiting for this day for so long!!! this clutch has been on the homepage of net-a-porter for, i don't know, weeeeks, and it has finally been added to the stock. i hate clutches, they are annoying, but this precious kitten, is NOT annoying. nevah. i mean, a pink sparkly leopard print jimmy choo object? really?

people. please use leopard print responsibly. don't let your ugly friends wear it, they will ruin it for us all!!!

net-a-porter

i LOVE new shipment day at net-a-porter!!!! it is very equivalent to new shipment day at TJ Maxx, except i don't have to be at work at 7 am, nor do i want to shoot myself. this dress is fucking ugly, but i still love it, as long as it is part of the new shipment at net-a-porter.

Moschino

this dress is 222 cuteee. two hundred and twenty two. you could definitely wear this for halloween and dress up as Madeline. like, DEFINITELY. i remember the last time i went trick-or-treating. i was 17 and i went with my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend, who was my very new ex-best friend. you know, i had big ideas. i dressed up as a bag of jelly beans, but most people thought i was a gay overy (is there a cingular form of overies? am i not spelling i right or something? cause there is a red line beneath it) or a party or something. i don't know.



this was me in college tring to re-create my bitchy success. it didn't even get me laid that time around.

Roland Mouret

Buzz, your girlfriend! WOOF!

but in a good way.

Rebel Yell

i needed a new razor-back tank to wear to church. this works, doesn't it?

what the

cricket. cricket.

is...this..........gay?

i have this overwhelming urge to learn all about this. to embrace this. to...become this...

EDIT: i haven't been able to stop watching the first video. i finally figured out what it reminds me of... you know when you walk into a room and you turn on the lights and all the cockroaches scatter and hide? thatssss it! and then they slowly start to come out again and start feeding wherever they left off? those boys are feeding on that ottoman. ahhhh i love it.

Oonagh O'Hagen For Browns

if these weren't so ugly, or if i liked ugly things, i might enjoy these.

if you like ugly things, then you can get one here.

ps. my irish dance teacher's name was Oonagh. she was pretty, un-like her name, and these bags. it is pronounced 'una'. just sayin

LaCroix

lacroix. christian lacroix. besides it's fuckin tight translation, that name means so much. it is the first fashion house that i EVER knew, for me dating back to when i was 5 years old hangin out with my ma watching absolutely fabulous. right?!?! so sad.

i LOVEEE in the video when the reporter says 'and Chanel pays homage to IT'S SELF with giant Chanel N'5 bottles' LOLOLOLOL. i lol'ed IRL not gunna lie. ne way...

here are some memorable moments from LaCroix's last runway.

Balmain

i will love this jacket forever, or until the day i see Rhianna wearing it. whichever comes first.

Markus Lupfer

the ONLY thing more badass than this sweater is chasing vodka with milk. which i did once, in a not very badass way. actually the time my friend Brendan chased his whiskey with a chalupa from taco bell was pretty badass too. or maybe the time my father got a DUI on his way to pick tacos from some place that supposedly sold a bunch of tacos for really cheap. he is ~!Mexican!~ btw.

Michael Kors

my friend Blair sent me a text message earlier that said

'i just dyed my hair blonde and did some coke. thought of you.'

lol. i hope he was wearing this Michael Kors skirt when this went down.

if only.

Single

BITCHHH.



more bitchness

Masha

why are your eyes so big, lady?

Beyonce/Gareth Pugh

beyonce vs. fashion. i'm selling tickets, and i guarentee you at LEAST fourth row seats if you pay with cash.

i have a feeling if i play the Gareth Pugh video backwards, something great will happen like a barney christmas special or a lunchables pizza kit will pop out of my screen.

so is Beyonce a thief, or just a robber? u decide.

ONTD_FF

Vogue Korea

even more marcy-marc. he is really trying to please mommy. with rhinestones.

rhinestones...

even with an asian who isn't offensive.

VOGUE PARIS

p.s. i have invited Marc out of the corner... he is once again in my good favor.
ONTD_FF

Festa dei Noantri

This makes me homesick.









i KNOW it's kinda A/W 2008, so STFU.

Turnin Me On

this video is so hot! apparently it's a year old or something, but no one ever told me! as far as i'm concerned i just got a sneak peek...brand spankin new.

times are tough you know? i haven't watched tv since i was 17 and i had to go on and sell the radio in my '99 eclipse so i could holler at burger king. fuck you, pride! so how ma i supposed to know what's up in music?!? whatever

Fendi

these Fendi boots are hot, right?!?

i only like booties in isolated incidents like this, or maybe a fixed election or drug bust gone wrong. y'all hear?

think about how cute these babies would be with say a racoon hat and ur gurl lindsay's fur coat. you know, the one that got stuck to her sticky fingers that night at the club. y'all remember.