20120927

30,000 images of child porn

yo QPD what's good gurl? i'm sick like real sick like not biblically sick, but like, mucinex sick. it's like that one time i had tonsillitis, immediately followed by maybe pregnant, immediately followed by broken back, immediately followed by raging allergies, immediately followed by gay wisdom teeth. remember those 6 months? man, those were the worst. but that's what i feel like right now. aka pretty. i feel pretty. i'm getting a good amount of attention which is kind of tearing my family a part, so really, it's the most i could ask 4. my illness began last weekend at a little party we like to call RAUNCH. i mean, the name of the party pretty much sums it all up, so now on top of being indisposed, i've got a guilty conscious. n er werz. had my interview at the casino today. anyone who ever told you that you don't use math in the real world LIED to you. they lieeed. but i did get to sing Rehab by the late great in front of the CEO of Ceasar's, so all in all, i'm not totally complaining. here's a picture of me before and after. before and after what you may ask? innocence. i lost my virginity finally, and by that i mean, someone typed into my search engine thing 'how to make a vegan stew' and i totally mis read it as 'how to make a virgin stir'. BYE NOW.

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