The Crowing

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yo QPD what's good gurl? i'm sick like real sick like not biblically sick, but like, mucinex sick. it's like that one time i had tonsillitis, immediately followed by maybe pregnant, immediately followed by broken back, immediately followed by raging allergies, immediately followed by gay wisdom teeth. remember those 6 months? man, those were the worst. but that's what i feel like right now. aka pretty. i feel pretty. i'm getting a good amount of attention which is kind of tearing my family a part, so really, it's the most i could ask 4. my illness began last weekend at a little party we like to call RAUNCH. i mean, the name of the party pretty much sums it all up, so now on top of being indisposed, i've got a guilty conscious. n er werz. had my interview at the casino today. anyone who ever told you that you don't use math in the real world LIED to you. they lieeed. but i did get to sing Rehab by the late great in front of the CEO of Ceasar's, so all in all, i'm not totally complaining. here's a picture of me before and after. before and after what you may ask? innocence. i lost my virginity finally, and by that i mean, someone typed into my search engine thing 'how to make a vegan stew' and i totally mis read it as 'how to make a virgin stir'. BYE NOW.

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

i seriously just smoked like 9 cigarettes waiting for this video to end.

hello. it's me again. i just tried to type in Shai Hulud on youtube, only to be surprise attacked by Shai. now i don't know if i'm in an R&B mood, or a hardcore punk with progressive metal influences mood. let me file my nails, and i'll get back to you.

time isn't real

hey gurl. what's good gurl? just sitting here listening to some Drake, feelin badder than ever. today i did something really impressive that only i was impressed by...i mashed up the theme song to Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama'a Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad and Alicia Key's No One. I asked my family to respond to my creativity and after about 45 seconds my brother just looked at me and said 'time isn't real'. then he went into his bed room and i haven't seen him since... it's been a long week. this time last week, i was sitting in the intensive care unit of UC hospital after my friend Sam fell off a roof. it's funny though cause his last name is Rueff. and his middle name is Charles. i think. so sammy has gone home for a little while to recover from neck surgery, and here i am, alone, no makeup, no weave, all natural. my cat is starring at me, and autumn is in the air.

Sam.