Selena

Selena's Boutique in The Body Of Christ, Texas is closing.

well shit.

0044

i like this shirt. that model is really working it. though she could probably sell me a bag-o-crack cut with broken glass and i would still be down.

Cadillac, April 77

i want this Cadillac bag more than i have ever wanted anything else in my life. it is mine. this is me using the secret. it izzzzzzz mine. omg it is prefect. i think it's from modcloth, i don't really remember though cause i saved it to my desktop in my 'art' file. because. it IS art.



and how mo effin bad ass would i look with the cadillac bag coupled with this April 77 purple rain/motorcycle jacket?

THE KING OF POP: DEAD.

That's how the front of the newspaper should have read. It should have had a portrait of him and his sparkly white glove with no story or advertisements. just him, and the sad truth, in some kind of Baz Lurman cinematic shrine.

sad isn't even the right word. it has taken me four days to even be able to write about it. I have a deep LOVE for Michael Jackson, as does anyone who has ever heard one of his songs.

I certainly hope upon his passing that he was greeted by his friend Ben, and can forever be a child dancing and singing in the stages of eternity.



I hope that he is able to see the absolute adoration people are expressing for him in these sorrowful days. It is all to deserved and so sad that he didn't get to see it while on Earth.

the artist formerly known as cat stevens

he is so attractive. i'll let you guess which one im talking about.

Gay (??)

is this gay, or are you just happy to see me?

Burberry

so god answered our prayers and made me with child. im gunna keep it thanks to burberry.











CAN YOU IMAGINE. like i have said before, the only reason why i would EVER have child would be to dress it up when it got to walking age, throw an elf costume on it and make it dust down the house.

but i do plan on adopting this little girl and re-naming her 'JonBenet The Second'

YSL

YVES SAINT LAURENT SPRING/SUMMER 2010 MEN/HOMME



that sucks.

hair

new haircut for carmen electric!! i love it!! i looooove this haircut. first i guess it was some cassie bitch, but the sole purpose of that was carmen paying her just to test to see what it looked like over time. this is CARMEN'S haircut, ya'll hear?!? i liked it so much that i got out my scissors to do it to meeeee. but then i realized that i am a really talented actress and it might put some directors off, so i just gave myself bangs instead. happy days are here again!!!


i also did my nails!!!!!!

WHO IS SHE

he is my neighbor, lol!!!
but if we're gunna do this, i wanna be emile!!!


thanks, ONTD.

Chanel

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! i'll tell you what it is. it is the only cue thing Chanel has ever made. and ima have it.

Rick Owens

an thenz i like this one in a mary-kate/joan of arc kind of way.





BTW i couldn't find a good pic of joan of arc looking cute and sassy. so i tried searching burn at stake clothes. no dice. medieval prisoner pretty dress. no dice. google is gay and not helpful.

Gar-De

oh my goodness!! i can almost see her pee-pee!!!!
sexy sexy time
this dress would look really cute on me mainly because im so short that you basically would only be able to see my shins. that's cute though, right?

Claflin, Thayer & Co.

i LOVE studded things!! especially when they have fur, if you know what i mean... ;)

Lunacy Boutique

omg. someone had the BRILLIANT idea of putting rhinestones on an elephant. and selling it for $30. I HAVE TO HAVE ONE.

Pixie Market

ughh again with the pixie market!! i know. it's fuckin awesome.

i dont know. these shoes are really annoying kind of like that guy that keeps calling you wanting to have sex with you. but eventually you are drunk and horny and give in. i guess i am drunk and horny right now. please excuse the visuals.

they are so transparently ripoff designer. but hey! ripoff is my favorite designer! gr8.

ps. look at this pixie market bitch. LOOK don't touch.

Pixie Market

i caught a glimpse of my blog today and my first reaction was 'why am i reading a blog for black people'. so i tried to find the whitest thing anyone could ever wear, and at first i failed but then whitney houston encouraged me to go on with my bad self, and i think i have succeeded. i in fact think all people should dress like this, no segregation. no one has to go to a special water fountain to get THIS costume. this is actually just a heads up cause everyone will be wearing this in the future. trust me truust me....i know....

work

here is Beyonce's new video featuring Biggie Smalls. girls got some strong thighs, that's all.

How To: Cornrows!!!

...is this...



or



or maybe the best of both worlds? u decide.

Bettie Page

i have absolutely no idea what to tag this under.

this reminds me of two things. the first being edie beale/not drew barrymore:

i tried to find the clip of her dancing with the american flag, but i have to use the bathroom, so i don't really have that kind of time at the moment.

the second thing it reminds me of is me when i'm really drunk:



you KNOW that i was workin those Bettie Page moves that night. gurl can DANCE.
(i was betty boop for halloween BTW)
hates back off.

The Dark Knight

Watch The Dark Knight... With Kids on CollegeHumor

2 funny.

Lilly Cole

hey lilly! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?!? you used to be so pretty. in fact, you posed for Playboy less than a year ago, in case you had forgotten. so all i wanna know is, who broke your heart, or did your coke dealer go missing? cause by the looks of your bloaded face, some real serious shit went down. and baby grrl, i am not trying to be harsh, im just looking out 4 you gurl, cause you are my favorite model ever, and no one wants to see a fat read head wearing reeboks and light denim arriving at LAX.

love always, ~*Mandy*~ (i'm dreamin...missing you like candy)

D&G

do your feet hurt? did you fall from heaven? cause you've been running through my mind all day. love you 4ever, D&G shoes!!!

RIP YSL

the little giant girl

i'm better than you cause i posted this video of a giant doll peeing in front of a crowd of thousands of people on my blog, and you didn't. emma watson is also better than you.

Hilary Duff

quick i need a ride to blockbuster.

ps, this must have been filmed a while ago, if you know what i mean...

Who is she?

who is SHE???? and DONT be confused, there is by far only one SHE in these pictures.