Merry Fifthmas!!

it's snowing in cincinnati. i'm pretty drunk. i'm going to the annual Merry Fifthmas paty tonight. i'm gunna either dress in jungle or military theme, i haven't decided yet. but i DO know that i'm gunna get real ghetto with my nails. red sparkly with rhinestones. better get started, it's almost 5 o clock!!!! but in the meantime i'm gunna go sit in my cold bedroom and listen to the romeo and juliet soundtrack and recite the lines i had as Lord Montague when i was 13 years old, not gunna lie, i'll probably cry. not cause i'm sad, but that's what you do on Merry Fifthmas (even though it's the 4th). paint your fingernails, get drunk, and cry. PEACE (on earth).