happy monday night!!

hello! the picture above is of my dragqueen friend, Ava Clear. we're not realllly friends, just facebook friends! it is monday night, so do you know what that means?!?! GOSSIP GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!! it also means that i have to finish my take home astronomy test which is due in the morning. luckily for my astronomy teacher, i also have an entire bottle of $3 crane lake wine to finish tonight. i will start on that as soon as i finish this Kentucky Pale Ale beer that i'm drinkin, the official beer of the 2010 World Equestrian Games. look at me droppin names like i have friends or something.

and here's a picture of me dressed as a pumpkin.

only girl

rihanna. rihhhannnnna. what does that name mean to you? it didn't mean anything to me, so i typed it into Google. this video came up. i like rihanna. i want her hair. i want to eat it.

TIBI

hello. i just got a mint mocha frapuccino from starbucks. i am severely lactose intolerant. get ready for a good show. like this Tibi show, for example.

oh my god.

these shoes are what you see before you die. are you fucking kidding me. it's like looking at those goldfish that look like they are about to explode from tumors. NAGL.

ps. do not google 'tumor'.

things that i want

RED GEM AND BOW SNAKE GLOVES

BOUNCY BALL NECKLACE


CHINA GLAZE HOLIDAY NAIL POLISH

MOCK SUSPENDER TIGHTS

MAC VENOMOUS VILLAINS COLLECTION

PINK AND METAL BRACELET WATCH

SWEET NEW NOSE RING

mixing food and drink; tasting meat without actually eating it

at the begining of the summer, my brother, my friend sam and myself decided we were going to get hobbies. i suggested we work on trying not to make 'the face' when we take a drink of an alcoholic beverage. since then, i have turned 21, and not only have i gotten rid of 'the face', my face no longer express any emotions what so ever. now i feel it is time to move on. in the past couple months i have started mixing and matching different edible or at least swallowable things to see what the after taste reminds me of. and no you sickos, nothing phallic, at least, not yet. so tonight i had an indian tv dinner and BBC nut brown beer, immidietly followed by a camel turkish royal cigarette. this created the aftertaste of porkchops. last night i mixed German Riesling and morningstar vegetarian breaded chicken. this created a nice ketchup sensation. mixing Rockstar energy drink and Pallmall cigarettes equals a tequilla shot, etc. you get the idea. so good morning, world! wish me luck on my new hobby. i plan on trying to make a weekly installation titled 'mixing food and drink; tasting meat without actually eating it'. ps. i'm drunk.

bluebird

i live for one day of the week. its called thirsty thirsday, and it takes place in the PREMIERE entertainment district of Covington, Ky (so says the flier i was handed today @ skewl). unfortunatly, i am already drunk, it is raining outisde, and i live 2 towns away. but you know, what, everyday is thirsty thursday when you're a drunk, and that's exactly what i am. so lets just pretend it's wednesday and get this show on the road.

amy

i really really really really like that there is an 'emotional musicals' category on netflix.

this is it.

this is what i want my children to look like.

Gainsbourg

ne1 wanna smoke a spliff and sneak in late to this movie?

chuck bass

headlines.

30 story wooden building begins construction.
the unsolved ciphers of the Zodiac Killer.
humans only use 10% of their brains. proven true.
tiny robot eye imitates human eye.
mice prefer treats they worked harder to get.
replacing the kilogram.
toddler falls six floors unhurt.
Chilean miner to compete in marathon.
dolphins teaching each other how to walk on water.
Mandrill gives zoo visitors the finger.
Swiss Family Robinson tree found.
Human oil(and other hoaxes).
death by caffeine.
the garden of the monsters.
scientists make progress in growing giant insects.
dinosaur skull found in church wall.
RIP Paul the Oracle Octopus.
is the universe a holographic illusion?
forgotten cremains of Oregon's mentally ill.