nicholas hoult

why are these girrls on their phones?!?! why aren't they looking at/playing with my precious baby boy nicholas hoult?! wtf!!!!!

Jessica Stam

i like these pictures bc she wears her hair like minez!!!!!!!!!!! i sometimes associate the charlie brown xmas song with good things, like these pictures for example. like, it took me forever to even realize it was a christmas song, i just thought it sounded pretty. i remember once at theatre camp my teacher told us to come in with a shocking performance. i grabbed a boombox and played this song. i went behind a sheet and got undressed and threw my clothes out at the class and then walked out wearing only a teeshirt that said "JUST KIDDING" and i thought my teacher was going to have a heartattack. i was like, 13.

simon rex

simon rex is one of my very favorite celbz ever. it really sucks about his gay porn stint cause whenever i google him i have to turn off my computer to try to stop the porn viruses. and i aint even talkin about the hiv. i love him b/c he is really attractive. his eyes are always red. and he is a white rapper. in my sixth grade computer class i tried to make a freewebs website about him, but all of his pix were proxied. so i made one about eminem instead. simon rex is a dreamboat.

//Simon Rex Cutright, stage name Dirt Nasty (born July 20, 1974)is an American actor, television personality and rapper.

Rex was born in San Francisco, California, and is the only child of Paul and Zoe Cutright, a relationship coach and an environmental consultant. At the age of seventeen, Rex was sent to a juvenile facility for a credit card fraud.

Starting at age 19, he appeared solo in scenes for three gay oriented, masturbation porn films, Young, Hard & Solo II; Young, Hard & Solo III; and Hot Sessions III.

In 1995, MTV hired Rex to work as a VJ and kept Rex on the air for over two years. After being let go by MTV during an update to its VJ line-up, and after his adult video work became more widely known, his notability and popularity increased.

Rex has appeared in The Forsaken, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and The Karate Dog. He also starred in National Lampoon's Pledge This! with Paris Hilton. In the movie, the two share a sex scene.\\

alejandro

what the

i have issues with this song. number 1 being my daddy's name is alejandro. nummmmmber 2 being i have an uncle named fernando. numba 3 being i probably have an uncle named roberto. like, why the f is lady gaga singing about my family, it's creepy! and why are this girl's eyes closed the entire time and why is her forehead so tense? it kinda gives me a headache.

alcohol.

2222222 drunk 4 this SHIT.

nails

ahhh man. i was so embarrased. tonight at work, some white lady came in and was like 'do you know where Elite Nails is?' and then before i could even answer she looked at my nails and said 'nevermind, do you know if anyone here could point me to the nail shop that is in the mall?' brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. grrrrrr. i was so mad. mainly cause i have never had a WHITE woman diss my nails b4. but she was right, mine are looking dankkkk lately. i'm off work tomorrow so i think i'm going to do this arabic design inspired by SATC2.

Rupaul

Rupaul has a new ad campaign out. it kinda reminds me of her MAC campaign from the 90's, but what are you gunna do, say no? bitch looks pretty good for a 70 year old.

livin the life

hey hey hey i have been asleep for 23 out of the last 36 hours. livin the life. now i am trying to get ready for work by smoking fags and watchin Cold Case Files on Netflix. LIVIN THE LIFE.

Who's She?

I Will Always Love You

Shoshana's my gurrrrrrrl. right? but i just have to prepare myself for when i become an iconic singer for her to accidentally sing someone else's version of my song when she is doing a tribute show for me. the same way your best girlfriend always accidentally fucks your boo of two years right after you have broken up. yea that girl. cept i got nothing but love for my girl sho-sho-nuff.

(see her tributes to aretha franklin and barbra streissand)

Pia Zadora

'Zadora bought the Beverly Hills mansion Pickfair in January 1988 for $7 million. She demolished most of the structure (keeping the guest houses), because of termites. Pia commissioned an oil portrait of herself nude. Visitors were greeted by the portrait. Pia remained there until 2005 or 2006 when she sold the mansion to Korean businessman Corry Hong for $17,650,000.

Zadora's three children are Kady, Kristofer Barzie, and Jordan Maxwell. Kady was named after Zadora's film character in Butterfly.

Zadora is a contributor to both Republican and Democratic political candidates.'

the madison

what the kids are doin these days

Crown found after, like, 300 years

///In 1685, Vittoria della Rovere (portrait on the right), the Grand Duchess of Tuscany and the wife of Grand Duke Ferdinando II commissioned a gem-studded gold crown that she donated to the Carmelite nuns of Borgo Pinti in Florence as a symbol of her devotion to a new canonized saint, Maria Maddalena dè Pazzi, famous for her spiritual ecstasies.

That crown, embellished with 412 diamonds, 114 rubies, and 80 emeralds, was thought to have been lost–hidden away during the Napoleonic raids of the early 19th century–but it has been recently rediscovered in a convent in Florence, according to Piero Pacini, a scholar of Santa Maria Maddalena dè Pazzi, who has published photographs and an article about the crown in Medicea. Rivista interdisciplinare di studi medicei, an academic journal devoted to the study of the Medici family.

The crown for the saint was made by Giovanni Comparini and Giuseppe Vanni–the two goldsmiths that most often had the privilege of serving the Medici family in the 17th century–and cost 1800 scudi. It was begun in the summer of 1684, when Vittoria della Rovere, along with her goldsmiths, paid an unexpected visit to the Carmelite convent at Borgo Pinti and ordered the nuns to show her all the jewels that “belonged” to the saint. The Grand Duchess told the nuns that she intended to use the jewels to have a crown made for the saint and the project was completed in 10 months. For about two centuries after the crown was finished, it displayed to the saint’s faithful devotees on occasions when the saint’s incorruptible body was exposed and venerated.\\\
-eternally cool

I WANT A CROWN!!!! WITH A BIG PINK DIAMOND ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!