Vogue

omg i love that her dancing consists of just moving her arms. ask NE ONE that is totes me. sometimes. when i've had too much/ not enough to drink. i'm ALL about the extremes.

Ed Hardy.

i work at T.J.Maxx. this is my life, and i fucking hate it.

not gunna lie, i do have an Ed Hardy lighter though.

STFU.

??

lady gaga, amber rose, or christina aquilara?

honestly, idk. no idea

pretty

have u seen this? neither have i.

WARNING: utrn down the volume. the song will ruin the video.

listen to this instead

Lady Gaga

apparently some irish singer named murphey or something is claiming that Lady Gaga has stolen her style. yeah maybe, but considering i have no idea who she is, and lady gaga has testicles, i think it's pretty fucking obvious who wins.

and the only thing stolen, were these pictures from ONTDFF

The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

that's good, lilly!!! not looking so fat anymore, i see.

RUN THIS TOWN

LOVE this song.
ADORE this video.

sex

what?

i like this song cause it lasts just as long as it takes me to get to walmart.

Jil Sander

this is the ULTIMATE fuck you dress. not to be confused with 'fuck me pumps'. this is the kinda dress you wear to a major event with some nice mid heels, messy hair, and cat eyes. the makeup OR the glasses.

the queen of 'fuck you dresses' is Tilda Swinton who is always looking fine. like at the 2008 Oscars. everyone who i knew was like 'WAHT IS SEH WEARIN?!?' all because she wasn't wearing a prom dress and stage makeup. bitch looked good. and she won. because of the dress.

kitty cat

that's how i'm going to start going down stairs. at least when i am drunk. probably always, though.

Doma

alas, i have found a purple, leather...thing... that i am not obsessed with. in theory, this jacket is very cute, but put it on a model, much less a cheap girl from northern kentucky, and it aint doin the trick!! i mean it's okay though, i'd still wear it.

yo win some, you steal some, and you certainly sometimes lose some. apparently.

lipstick diaries.

Marc Jacobs

awww i love this bag so much. it would go so perfectly with my new phone, Midnight Rape, dontcha think?!? kinda like how my old bowl 'man in the yellow hat' went so perfectly with my vintage yellow leather clutch i kept it in. until the police took it away...



this gun would also look good in it.

Pretty girls with umbrellas; how i became obsessed with Karl Lagerfeld

SPEAKING OF!!!!!!!!
i think it's about time for another round of...

PRETTY GIRLS WITH UMBRELLAS; HOW I BECAME OBSESSED WITH KARL LAGERFELD.

this week we have a lovely picture of Rhianna. you better HOLD that umbrella girl. ella eh eh eh eh eh eh ellaaaaaa. i know whats up!!



and our random search engine has generated this FABULOUUUUUUS picture of The Lag.



uh oh!! where is he?!? whered ya go karly?!? oh, there u are.

Uncle K

omg a(nother) Karl L. tote bag. and it's only $45. i think ima get this one, cause unlike the others, all i gotta do is not eat for just a week to save up. love it!!! my uncle is always looking out for me.

lies.

bullSHIT on both accounts. where's my bullshit card...

Me Vs. Rachel Bilson

these are rachel bilson's dragqueens. when any girl hangs out with dragqueens, i automatically take this as a challenge. a challenge which they will lose.

here are sum uh MY girls...









SO WHO WINS NOW, RACHEL BILSON?!?!? actually, you do, cause you are engaged to Hayden Christianson. now how does that work?!

France Gall

Do youuuu recognize this song? here's a hint, kinda:




she's who im gunna be for halloweeeen!!!
i hope i don't turn out looking like this though...

Phix Clothing

this necklace is HARD, like me, tryna park a dodge...

Phix Clothing

someone is trying to win my heart. and that person is phixclothing.com lol. this is my dream jacket cum tru. think how cute i would be walking around with like pleated khaki pants, little pigtails and my new glasses. 2 cute 4 skool i think. my birthday is in 3 days ima jus sayin.

2 days in ghost world

i was in a bad mood today which resulted in me leaving work 15 minutes in. when my bro-brah came to pick me up, i was waiting for him outside with a big glass of water and a chocolate donught. he greeted me by saying /you look like Ghost World/. i guess confused by my lack of enthusiasm, he then corrected himself with /but in a scarlett johanson way/. NOOOOO. fuck. I HATE HER. + the motherfucker was fronting cause i am SOO much prettier than scarlett blow-job-hansen.



but im just assuming he meant thora birch and by that im assuming he meant julie delpy in '2 Days In Paris'. cause im getting new glasses! cause shit breaks when you party 2 hard. these are my new frames that im sending into 39dollarglasses.com which my manager at tjmaxx hooked me up with. thanks mrs beaver. lylas 4ever!





and DONT say anything like 'those glasses don't look anything like 2 days in paris. bitch i know. but because of rich hipsters, the trend-inflation of cheap plastic frames is ridic.

Lindsay

she looks so pretty. like an angel!!

ladies

all gurls should look like that.
or this

Billy Mays

Smidget

i want to fuck this guy.
i can't help who i love!!!!

Grace Jones

damn, i thought she was already made out of chocolate. but whudda i know?
can you imagine waking up to THAT on easter morning?





mashkulture

Brazil Style

meet my new bff, jill. she is only my friend cause she wears cute things. luv her.

life

i want my life to be a mix of these three things things

Sonia Rykiel

i like this shirt. tonight my brother and i were slightly drunk and i was talking about my leopard print sunglasses case that i bought today. a sadness overcame me cause i thought that i was hogging all of the world's leopard print so i asked simon

'simon.....do i have to much leopard print?

and he said

'...that's not possible'

or something like that.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

now imagine me laying my head on his shoulder and this song starts playing from somehwere as the camera pans out. it was just like that.

Pretty girls with umbrellas; how i became obsessed with Karl Lagerfeld

HAPPY AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!

it's my birthday in 2 weeks!!!

i don't like birthdays.

but to celebrate, i am adding a new instalment called 'pretty girls with umbrellas; how i became obsessed with karl lagerfeld'. at this point in time i have only collected 3 pix of pretty girls with umbrellas. and so it happens, neither of them are pretty. but i DO have a vast collection of sweet uncle K pics.

happy birthday!




the uncle karl pictures will be chosen randomly. first up is the K with ugly Keira Knight-mare. i hhhate her. good pic of karly-boo though.

kitty

more kitty cats. meowwwwwww.