Thomas Wylde

omgz these shoes are soooOOO000OOOooo badass. i actually think they are really ugly but the little skulls are so charming!!! I would never wear them cause they look 2 much like gladiator sandals which aren't christian or vegan therefor i don't support them. BUT the little skulls on these shoes remind of of the pro-life button i was given at my college orientation. There were these different student life booths set up in the cafeteria, and they were all giving out their own different ice creams. i really wanted a grape pop-cicle, and the only group giving out pop-scicles (i don't know how to spell that word, so wtfe) was the pro life group. so clearly i had to become pro-life to get the pop-sikle, which is fine by me cause everyone is pro-life until ya gotta get an abortion. So when they initiated me into pro-life-hood, they gave me a little pin/button that was feet the actual size of a ten week old fetus' feet. and to this day it is still my favorite piece of jewelry to wear when i am drunk. because jewelry makes you drunk. skulls = fetus', which actually isn't too far fetched at all, now is it?

Jonathon Saunders

the word of the day is pre-cum.
ex: These Jonathon Saunders jewel encrusted booties call for some excellent pre-cum.

Bat for Lashes

welcome to my childhood

Christopher Bailey

happy black history month.

Christian Siriano

here are some Christian Siriano shoes which will soon be available at payless. the only thing that could make this better is if there were layaway at Payless. The boots are cute; the heel is PERFECT and the platform and uppers are the perfect the shape. and the black ones; well they are just screaming Patsy Stone which means they are screaming dragqueen which means they are screaming Hayley. HAYLEY!!!! (stella)...

RIP YSL

RIP baby boo. miss you.
blood is the new black

Charles Anastase

is this a boy or a girl? if it's a boy, i would definitely facebook him. if it's a girl.... i wouldn't? does this make me gay? what would jesus do? how italian renaisance of me, right? Androginy is awesome, and so are the strateicaly placed pieces of fabric that make me question my sexuality.

who is she?

WHOOO is SHEEE?

House of Dereon

coming to a T.J.Maxx near you. the thing is, im not kidding. you can get any designer Dereon wear imaginable in the clearance racks of the maxx im just saying. It's actually one of the hottest items to steal which i just don't understand it's a fuckin rip off fleur de lis on a stretch cotton tee shirt. Last night, we arrestd five people for theft, one who stole a house of Dereon bag, and one man for exposing himself to a little girl in the toys section. just keepin it real!! i love my job.

pretty

i like these clothes. i like them a lot. and whenever i try to wear them, people get upset and angry and usually push me around a little bit like when the retarded little sister accidently let the cat out of the house and it got ran over by a car. that kind of oops. hey, maybe im not you know, pamela anderson or denise richards or whoever you youth think is hot today, but i do know that i look damn good. and so can you.

Graeme Black

i think these dresses are so sexy. wouldn't they look good on me?



that's me by the way. and no that's not weave im all natural.

Pink Wolf

so today in my brother's Acting III class, this girl named Rainbow Bright (because she's a blatant lesbian who only wears rainbow gay things) was called up to do her scene. after failing at it, cause she is the worst actress at my school aka the world, the professor asked her what was wrong. she replied "oh, i have Meningitis". Clearly the professor got really mad because who casually comes to acting III which is already the next best thing to a chinese sweat shop when you have meningitis?!? she may as well have had hemophilia mixed with AIDS or something sexy like that. so my point is, she is stupid. and so are these suitcases. but the suitcases are also cool. she is not.

'unbeWEAVEable'

this is what happens when fashion goes right. soo right.

gay

this is soooo AIDSy -i love it!!!

German Vogue march '09

i tried to do that to my nails once. it ended up looking like i had bruised heroin fingers with crack cocaine stuck under the tips. i personally thought it was hot as hell, but my boss told me not to come back until i had cleaned up some. needless to say i took me a three week va-kay. boop boop HOOP yea! that' what im talkin about.

'The New Puritans'

godDAMN this is sexy in a 'hey im married to warren jeffs' meets 'i was suckin Harvey Keitel off in the woods, so my husband cut off my hand' kinda way. 2 cute!

Vogue Germany march '09

well hell i lost the password to my 2-guys-1-horse subscription, so i had to settle for this 1-girl-1-pony German Vogue bullshit. This is the best thing i have seen come out of germany in a good 70 years though. whatever.

creepy

ok so it just not clicked with me that Madonna is dating a guy named Jesus, kinda like how it took me about 17 years to realize the point of traffic lights. madonnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa!! you can't do that!! besides the fact that he's 19, illegal, and gay (that kinda hits close to home...), it's just a little too oedipal for me, and by that i mean i DEFINITELY approve.

Beatrix Potter via Marc Jacobs

okay so MAYBE she looks like the lifesize duck from beatrix potter the ballet, but hey, lifesize duck from beatrix potter the ballet knows how to look good! marc knows what's up, thank you marc.

FYT

ok so apparently she only looks like the duck when you are high. oops

drag

GOD it's like, someone FINALLY understands what i go through everyday, ya know?

Roger Vivier

here are some BAD ass taxidermy stilletos worth 43 G. Doesn't this just make you want to get a bottle a pink bubbly champagne, gather some of your favorite cats around (only your faves though) and pop in the old Psycho on VHS? meeee toooo!! too bad i'm in geology class learning about volcanos.... or am i...?...

glorious

FUCK.
i found this while trying to find the B.I.G/David Bowie Suicidal Thoughts/Rock n Roll Suicide mashup...but clearly this Tangerine Dream intro to a Clockwork Orange/Suicidal Thoughts is better? this is what i want playing at MY funeral. this is a fuckin requiem yall hear? ya heard? ahhhhhh

work

who wurked it better? lol

MADONNA

i mean. ok. she looks good for someone who has been alive since the great depression, but the only people who want to put it in her are puerto rican gay boys, and i am NOT a puerto rican gay boy. im a mexican white girl. and in fact, the puerto rican gay boys in these pictures can't even stand to look at her, case in point, the last two pictures where they are gauging out there eyes. do any girls even listen to her? does any ONE even listen to her? has she even put out a new record in my lifetime? basically what i'm saying is, she is NO barbra streissand, and that is all that matters.