hipster

what does that mean? hipster? i have always had an especially close relationship with the word cause 'hip' is the closest real word to h.e.p., which obvz are my initials. back when i was cool (age 14), i think i was on the right track to being a hipster, but something happened and now i am wearing a hard rock cafe new orleans sweatshirt and lucky brand sweat pants. kind of like how Oedipussy rex was on the right track to killing pirates, but ended up sleeping with his mommy instead. the point is, hipsters are gay, both literally and figuratively. as this very hip article puts it, 'take a stroll down the street (...) and you’ll be sure to see a speckle of fashion-conscious twentysomethings hanging about and sporting a number of predictable stylistic trademarks: skinny jeans, cotton spandex leggings, fixed-gear bikes, vintage flannel, fake eyeglasses and a keffiyeh – initially sported by Jewish students and Western protesters to express solidarity with Palestinians, the keffiyeh has become a completely meaningless hipster cliché fashion accessory.' so i kind of forgot where i was going with this AP exam essay i seem to have written, but what it comes down to is, hipsters are no better than trendy people (people who shop at the kohls), and i am better than everyone.

that's the picture i got when i typed in 'hip' on google. go figure.

and thats h.e.p.