Dakota

I TOLD YOU. i wish i could invest some money in my girl Dakota's looks. i TOLD you she was going to be hot

aids

i found this on the wall of the person im in a relationship with on facebook. i guess he has aids, i don't really know.

love you logan!

lookbook

i want to be this gurl soooOOOO0000OOOOooo bad

on the other hand, i wouldn't mind being this babe either.

short legs are the best accessory a girl could hope for.

lookbook is gay.

'Coat Check' Vogue U.S. feb. '06

THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE. so many problems. so much trouble.
speaking of trouble, here is a song about it which they play on the T.J.Maxx playlist which im sure will be on the next KidzBop album (KidzBop 14, if you haven't been keeping up). i like this song. but i liked it more when i thought it was by that black lesbian from the 90's that sounds like a man. you know, this one.

Numero Korea Jan. '09

is this galliano? see i wouldn't know, because i don't believe in buying magazines, but i do very strongly believe in stealing things from the internet such as magazine spreads. and music! i am currently in the process of limewiring TimeLife's new compilation of Classic Love Songs From the Sixties. oh how i loved the 60's... the only reason i think this is galliano, besides the fact that it is obviously galliano, is that i have already done a post on this exact same line. aka i am so fucking on top of my game (unlike university of kentucky basketball, oh snap!). AND the fruit head crazy girl has been my facebook pic for about a week now. schaaawing!

BITCH

i want that tattoo!!! soooo bad!!!! oh my god. this picture was given to me courtesy of david lachapelle courtesy of foto_decadent. you can always tell when your mac mini (cause you gots ta have da mac!) is loading lachapelle pix cause it loads about a centimeter of hot pink vinyl then it takes 10 goddamn years to finish, but in the end it is always worth it. just like this picture that asks more questions than it answers; is jail really this ~*sexy*~? why is there hunger in the world? if im getting ready to have the sexy time with a boy, and i see this tattoo on his butt, does that make me gay?

hipster

what does that mean? hipster? i have always had an especially close relationship with the word cause 'hip' is the closest real word to h.e.p., which obvz are my initials. back when i was cool (age 14), i think i was on the right track to being a hipster, but something happened and now i am wearing a hard rock cafe new orleans sweatshirt and lucky brand sweat pants. kind of like how Oedipussy rex was on the right track to killing pirates, but ended up sleeping with his mommy instead. the point is, hipsters are gay, both literally and figuratively. as this very hip article puts it, 'take a stroll down the street (...) and you’ll be sure to see a speckle of fashion-conscious twentysomethings hanging about and sporting a number of predictable stylistic trademarks: skinny jeans, cotton spandex leggings, fixed-gear bikes, vintage flannel, fake eyeglasses and a keffiyeh – initially sported by Jewish students and Western protesters to express solidarity with Palestinians, the keffiyeh has become a completely meaningless hipster cliché fashion accessory.' so i kind of forgot where i was going with this AP exam essay i seem to have written, but what it comes down to is, hipsters are no better than trendy people (people who shop at the kohls), and i am better than everyone.

that's the picture i got when i typed in 'hip' on google. go figure.

and thats h.e.p.

attractive

i would totally bend over for this guy

happy new year

happy new year. year, singular, not plural, you ass holes.

to celebrate jesus's birthday, here are some pictures from along time ago...












all of these pix were taken by a man named john rawlings. he has been all over the internet this past week, which made me think that he just died or something, but he actually died in 1970. whatevz.