Danzig

God Damn. this never gets old. makes me wanna wake up early, go to kroger, get beer and nachos, drink 5 or 6 cans of Miller Lite while driving to school, then stumble into class. but all set in Winchester, Kentucky. NOT EVEN KIDDING i actually think that happened once. but i think a lot of narcotics were involved. maybe. i'm not really sure i can't remember.

Drag

i'm going to a Drag party tonight.


i hope it isn't a drag.
lol.

Chromeo

this reminds me of RENT the musical. except the dancing isn't a tango between lesbians, therefor it is not gay. even though this a lot gayer than anything in RENT.
i love RENT!

420

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! everyone smoke some crack!

i took the liberty of finding a picture of someone getting stoned. WARNING. do not google image search pictures of people getting stoned, it will kill your buzz.

sunday night

good things are happening today. i cleaned my room and didn't find any dead animals in the debris. i took a bath. and now i have discovered that my camera still works; i had thought that i had murdered it because whenever i travel with heat(drugs), i take the battery out and shove in the goods, thus thinking dope had fallen out and caused bad things to go down. turns out the battery was just dead. the point is, weed doesn't kill, not even cameras, so don't ever let anyone tell your sweet face any differently.

sunday evening

America

i want that dress so bad. wouldn't i look cute running around in it on the fourth of july, barefoot, barely hanging on to consciousness with a beer in one hand and spliff in the other and a sparkler loosely attached somewhere on my body? i think so too. here is a picture of me being patriotic from a couple of years ago as an example of why am a good candidate to wear this dress


just saying.

Beetlejuice

'i've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time i see it.'
HHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. i'm watching Beetlejuice right now, if you can't tell. it's awesome. and it certainly beats watching all of the 1940's german religious saga's Netflix is suggesting. anyways, did my nails!:

Sugar Rush

HELP! i'm going through an ethnicity crisis!!! do you think i would look good asian? or do i just need to cut my bangs. hmmm.

Demarcus Cousins

sorry i am being such a bad blogger mommy lately. i am really involved in my own self loathing and pitty at the moment. i'll be better in a few days maybe, but i wanted to share this picture. i think it is really funny.



'Winners Circle at Keeneland Thursday, April 15 Mint Chip #7... Demarcus first time to Keeneland'
and the first comment on the picture is 'who let him into the winner's circle dressed like that?'

i think you may have to be from Kentucky to appreciate this. normally, i do not share inside jokes like this, you know that i am all about including everyone and equal rights for all. but i had to update via QUEENPINKDIAMOND because livejournal isn't loading and neither is my online bank statement which sucks cause i don't know if an $80 check has gone through or not, which is the independent variable in a scientific experiment titled "can i afford to eat tonight?'. anyway... the point is, you're a racist. think about it, i haven't.

Lace

i think lace is in, ladies. get it while it lasts!!!

Mess Dressed

Easter!

hihihi!!

well it's that time of the year again when my mom is makin enough Manicotti to feed all of Haiti and The Lord of The Rings collector's edition is blasting non-stop for 24 hours, which can only mean one thing. IT'S EASTER!!!!!!!!




last night i rang in the new year with this guy i'm trying to do it with, in some girl's father's house, getting high while my friend travis was playing with her cat. that sounds sexual, but it's really not. believe me. i mean i guess it was a good way to celebrate St. Easter's birthday.

In honor of UK losing their best player EVER, Daniel Orton, who averaged 1 point per game after mastering how to give the opposing team free points via goaltending, i painted my nails! I have only had coffee and energy drinks today, so i'm waiting to finish cause i kinda got the shakes. but here's a free preview.
it's a cross.

sorry it's been so long. i've been in jail. and by jail i mean sitting here at my desk letting all of this stuff accumulate:
here we have energy drinks, movies, fingernail polish, coffee, some kind of animal print plastic glass, an impressive amount of smoked cigarettes, and UDF matches. AKA one awesome saturday night.


Madonna and Jesus, FYT.