Prada

listen. just listen. it makes the clothes much more interesting.

Sonia Rykiel

'i have cold hands, a warm heart, and a snazzy outfit'

i feel like this is what fashion shows were like 1000 years ago in other galaxies. or maybe if there were human life under water, something magical like this would happen.

NET-A-PORTER

okay, so CLEARLY, net-a-porter reads my blog, cause honey, they are shootin gold left and RIGHT today.


RACHEL GILBERT


DIANE VON FURSTENBURG


D&G DOLCE & GABBANA


EMILIO PUCCI


ERDEM


VICTORIA BECKHAM

and the last couple dresses ARE older. i know this. i haven't had time to update. so say it don't spray it, maw fuckaz.

Marchesa

this dress is really classy. it would look good on a girl. this dress would look good on a classy girl. like Anouk Aimee!




or my friend Lucy who looks like Anouk Aimee!

Ashish

here's another GORGEOUS Ashish dress at net-a-porter.






APPROVED.

Ashish

do you know what todayyyy is?!? IT'S NEW SHIPMENT DAY, AT NET-A-PORTER!!!!!!!!




and omg. this IS the most beautiful dress i have ever seen. like, honestly, i'm having trouble breathing right now. and it's NOT just because i threw myself out a window and my have broken a rib and punctured a lung.





if we get any closer to the turquoise one shouldered leopard print dress from Female Trouble, we will actually have THE turquoise one shouldered leopard print dress from female trouble.

SO IN STYLE

here is the new Barbie line; SO-IN-STYLE.





i love love love that they are keepin it real with t.j.maxx inspired outfits and the teenaged dolls already have kids of their own who already have long 'good' hair. if i were black i would probably get these for my daughter or gay son. but only if i were black.

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Suri

omg Suri Cruise is totally my new style icon. i am never leaving my house again without a bottle of lemonade. aint happening. and i love that it is so clear in these pictures who is actually in charge of this relationship. AND look at katie holmes' red ballet flats. these pictures are the best thing to happen to this family in a long time.






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some movie premiere

why does drew barrymore look 11 years old?!? in a good way?!? and the lesbian juno girl actually looks pretty? really, everyone looked good.

little wayne

oh my goodness i'm so embarrassed... i didnt think he would make a VIDEO about me!!

Calvin Klein

um whyyy is everything on net-a-porter old and ugly?

this dress would actually look cute on me, but me alone. and i would have to have crimped hair and my figure from early summer 2008.

and clearly yellow is the new kitty cat.

McQueen/Barrymore

well done. brava.

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Gentlemen in Love.

i mean, really though. i think attractive, well dressed gay guys are some of the finest pieces of art out there. not that they should have the right to vote or anything. and even though gay has only been around for like a hundred years, i still just think it is timeless.



ontdff

Coco Rocha irish dancing

um
WAAAT

DSQUARED

this is what you see in a dream when you had too much candy to eat before you went to sleep.

lookbook looks of the day

amy

The Children at North London's Southgate school in Barnet Monday got a celebrity visitor: an infuriated Amy Winehouse, who was on the warpath, headed toward a girl she believed to be the bully of her 13-year-old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield.

Winehouse, 26, showed she can put a bully in her place, spitting on and insulting her goddaughter's supposed torturer.
A bystander eventually broke up the incident, at which point Amy signed a few autographs and took off.



alright,

DODGEBALL.

i call amy.

YOUR PICK.

Khloe Kardashian

hi so.
i'm probably going to be in bed for a week, so i figure this is a really good time to make celebzity updates.

but this one comes from a deep place in my heart.

muh gurl Khloe's gone and found herself a good man to give herself too.




look how skinny she looks!!!

the two luv kitty cats have known each other for exactly one month as of today. thats some romeo and juliet bull shit right there. but that story ended well, so im sure this one will too.

okay, so here is a picture of kourtney drinking some champagne. no biggie. babies like the drink too!



and here is miss popular herself picking up the wedding gown. i actually made this entire post only so i could post this picture.





brought to you by some of the VIP wedding guests.

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