urbn

so the other day i accidently went to urban outfitters cause it was over cast out. these are the only nice things in the store and consequently what i will be buying with my next paycheck.

$16 leopard print mar-janes...cause ya gotz to have da mary-janes.

asshole flask; cause only assholes carry flasks. i used to have one with a pink panther (not THE pink panther) on it, but my bitch coke dealer stole it from me.

but this flask is classic and could go with every outfit including skipping class and drinking by myself in the dining room while mom's fixing dinner in the kitchen.

and ruby red glittery fingernail polish. in memory of all of the jews that gave their lives so that i could love freely.

girlprops

i haven't shopped at girlprops since i was a little middle school girl with no friends and an addiction to platform flip flops. ok, i have NEVER had an addiction to platform fli-flops, but i did used to have no friends!! so since then, i have kind of had this aversion to the website, but that all changed today at 10:03 pm. it is now 10:09 om, and i have a new outlook on life. cheap and cheap-looking things to wear on my body which will leave green stains if i sleep in them are now once again a part of my world.

The Apple Tree

cuuuuuuuuuute! these are the perfect gifts for little girls perhaps for st. patricks day or first communion!

kreepsville 666

from what i can tell, kreepsville 666 is for creepy god hating people. BUT they do have a couple of cute pieces such as this fake diamond and ruby bloody butcher knife necklace! actually, it's the only cute thing they have. it would go sooo wellll with my new ralph lauren past season clothes from t.j. maxx. did you know that ralph lauren is the hottest trend right now with black people? and believe it or not, black people set the trends in this country. no really though. black people really are ahead of the game when it comes to some things like cheap fashion and classy drugs. truust me!!

American Apparel

American Apparel...instigating unplanned breeding since 1902.




no, but srsly, wtf AA? wtf.

Jak & Jil

Is it just me, or is everything O.K. in the world? at least when looking at Jak & Jil shoes.

Canal Street Air Force One

These shoes are ugly, right? The only people who would ever wear them are people who can't afford them.
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i'm bored.

old age

This is what i am going to look like when i am old. And by old i DON'T mean 30. I mean 35.

Magdelena Frackowiak

This reminds me of the holocaust. Does this remind YOU of the holocaust, or anything as equally FABUUULOUUUUSSS?

Reverend Alicia

sorry about all of the videos lately. and by lately i mean the couple i have posted over the last 6 months. it's easier than thinking of things to say. THIS is Reverend Alicia, and i swear to God she shops at the 4th street T.J.Maxx. That's my girl!!!

Demi Lovato

Look how cute Demi Lovato looks. i HATE Demi Lovato, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. basically she is finally starting to look like Hayden Panettiere. especially in the boob area. i LOVE Hayden Panettiere.

hi

WHATS GOOD?!?!?!

sorry baby blog, i have been busy the last couple of months being a vegetarian, an alcoholic, and nominee at TJ Maxx for employee of the quarter!!!!!!!! dang, so much has happened, i don't even know where to begin. so i wont.

here is a video of Ciara on the Ellen Show sometime recently. she looks really good for someone who was borned a boy. here she is reminding me of a mix between Welcome Back Cotter and Micheal Jackson (post most recent jail stint).