Keira Knightley

Here is Keira Knightley looking cuter than evzer at the premiere of Marie Antionette 2. Normally i think she looks like a malnourished man, and this time really isn't any different, however this time she is wearing a pretty sweet dress that kinda compensates. i don't know who the designer is, and believe me, i tried every combination of words in the google search to try to figure it out, but no dice. so in conclusion, good job keira's stylist. v cute.

Luella

omg don't these pieces remind you of a cocktail of Pink Flamingos, Gray Gardens and Highliters? what a trip. but srsly this is one of the freshest lines i've seen in a long while. <3Luella<3

PPQ

hello. this is PPQ's spring/summer '09 collection. some of it anyway. aren't the hats cute? i think so too. especially the second one!!! it is sooo divinely Jackie O in a "i'm retarded and so can you" kind of way. and the green ensemble reminds me of this outfit i wore once that fell off of me and so i don't really like it, but that's probably cause im a bitch.

Ely Kishimoto

hi. here is Ely Kishimoto's spring/summer '09 collection. the lack of through-line makes me feel like im on robitussin or jet engine fuel or something cheap and long lasting. not helping the fact is that there is a man in depression era ranch clothing standing behind me shaving with a purple electric razor. but hey, what are friends for, right?

Christopher Kane

first of all, holla Christopher Kane! good job. very cute. but more importantly, doesn't Forever 21 carry a rip off of the red and yellow leopard print sweater? i looked at the website forever (lol), but couldn't find it, but i swear i saw one in the store the other day!!!! ahhhhhhhh. i don't really care THAT much, my rage is really just for the sake of making a point and a way to pass the time while im backstage at Of Mice and Men, waiting to change Lenny's costume. yeah, it doesn't make sense to me, either.

paris hilton

LOL. look at Paris taking a sweet new facebook pic at the Teen Vogue party.

Marc Jacobs

do you like hats? well, how about apples? how do you like these apples? i mean, i don't really care for apples, but i do like these hats by Marc Jacobs from his BEAUTIFUL spring collection. via Style.

70's british amazingness

yeah, i said it! im comparing the Little Prince to A Clockwork Orange. you know you've always wanted to. but all anyone could ever hope to know about fashion is in these two movies. good movies.

and here is Sleuth. because, well, it's Sleuth.

US Vogue September 2008

U.S. Vogue is so boring! seriously. you could see this exact same spread in a 1998 issue. and next to Italian Vogue, it's just embarrasing. this is why i don't read vogue. and it's also why i'm hot.

Italian Vogue September '08

another one bites the dust. and by that i mean another amaaaaazing spread from Italian Vogue. Italian Vogue wins. omg how awesome are these photos? the model is great, despite the fact that her features are totally not of that era, but the photographer is the real champion here. these were reportedly modeled after Bette David, but i don't see it at all.

cindy crawford

is it just me, or is that thing looking malignant? get that shit looked at, gurl!!! see more of cindy's best asset at foto_decadent

Flare

these pictures are from flare magazine. i hate the pictures, but i love the clothes and the idea. the concept seems very hispanic, but after really observing it, it isn't really at all. kind of like me.

chloe sevigny

she is so strange and perfect. i don't know what this spread is from. but do you really even care? these pictures remind me of a bad crack trip from the 80's. do you trip on crack? guess we'll never know.

oops

hi. i have been really busy getting drunk off beer, not wearing makeup, thinkin about goin to class, and falling asleep to grade c horror films. so obvsly i have not had time to update. here is a picture from Cabin Fever.

and by cabin fever, i mean Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona starring javier bardem, my boyfriend.