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stuff

look at me making 3 posts in one national holiday, which is more than i made all of last month together!! im good at math. im also good at walking according to my pedometer on my phone, and by good, i mean bad, cause it says i have only taken 17 steps today...

here are some things i hope you got for christmas




incase you dont know whatsup, that is the starbucks Gold Card for only $25!!!!!!!!!!omgimdying!!!!!!!!! im lactose intolerant, so i could really give a shit (lol), but i did steal a starbucks gift card that someone left at my gay friend trent's house last year. So Instead of a person only getting 1-5 cups from what you give them, they can get 10% off on most purchases, the person who purchases a membership get a free drink that day, then, on your b-day you get a free drink and get exclusive offers and discounts through the year. the only reason why i really care about this is because 2 out of the 3 people who read my blog like starbucks (katie and dean, whauduppp?!!?).


fashionalities

o hol3 nyte

omgz so last year for christmas santa gave me bronchitis and so i spent my winter break at home making sweet facebook vidz of myself singing The Little Mermaid and Hunchback of Notredam, which inevitably led to me recanting my top 4 favorite youtube version of Oh Holy Night. here they are, again, just a buncha gay boys screaming...






but clearly the best oh holy night ever is my gUrLY Celine, but she transparently could not be included in the above list because she is not a boy.



WHAT IS FASHION? IDK.

OOPS

oops, i forgot i had a blog. merry chritsmas.




there are my 3 favorite drag queens all wrapped up in one post for you. no need to waste wrapping paper...

REHAB

alright. i don't listen to the radio. i don't even have a radio. i don't even have a TV. So there is a chance that this could be 3 years old, or 3 days old, i really don't know or care. but did i ever get a boner watching it!! despite the fact that Rihanna is a boy, and that Justin Timberlake is kinda gay and ugly... you know what they say, ugly people only get better with age. and homeboy is lookin old! i love it!!

PUMA

here are some new PUMA's inspired by Roy Lichtenstein's art work. i love it when fashion and art collide, in the same sense that i like it when penis and butt hole collide... it's gay. but gay in a good way. i think these shoes are cute, unlike NIKE's attempt at gay art shoes, also inspired by Roy (i don't want to spell his last name again). The nike shoes remind me of something that this black guy i used to sleep with would wear. which is funny, because he is gay. and there is the perfect example of the circle of life.

M.I.A.

what a cute gurl.

malcolm mcdowell

speaking of a clockwork orange, here are some pictures of the most attractive person of all time, next to marlon brando. his name is Malcolm McDowell, or Alex DeLarge, depending on how cool you are.
HEY!!! i'm just saying.

John Galliano

oh god. this just reminds me of a clockwork orange, Rococo art, and licorice flavored cocaine. i honestly think this is a life changing line... like, ten minutes ago was my life before John Galliano's new line, and right now is my life after it. uhhhhh

idk

if you were a dress, would you be natalie portman or kirstin dunst? i personally would be scarlett johanson, but that's beside the point.

autumn/winter accessories

here are some accessories from this season that you probably aren't fancy enough to wear.

'purse' collection

i wish i could be this g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s

Marc Jacobs

'i am perfect'
love always,
marc.

p.s. look at my stems

danity kane-ness

yesss. yes yes yes yes yes. i want one that says good girls like McCain. i don't know...

Commes Des Garcons

hi. i have been dating things September 31st all day today. and by all day i mean in the one class i went to since i didn't go to the rest because i was having an experience with God today, and that's always an excused absence. but here are some samples from the look book from Commes Des Garcons for H&M. these two cuties are delicious and i want them, and it is quite likely that i will own them because once or twice a year i tend to get really high and take an impromptu 6 hour drive to Chicago.

Keira Knightley

Here is Keira Knightley looking cuter than evzer at the premiere of Marie Antionette 2. Normally i think she looks like a malnourished man, and this time really isn't any different, however this time she is wearing a pretty sweet dress that kinda compensates. i don't know who the designer is, and believe me, i tried every combination of words in the google search to try to figure it out, but no dice. so in conclusion, good job keira's stylist. v cute.

Luella

omg don't these pieces remind you of a cocktail of Pink Flamingos, Gray Gardens and Highliters? what a trip. but srsly this is one of the freshest lines i've seen in a long while. <3Luella<3